Back in highschool I was trying to impress my girlfriend and another couple so I climbed a big oak tree and got on the roof of a large boat house down on the Willamette River. When I got to the roof I started yelling and screaming about my accomplishment, telling the other guy he was a big chicken shit. At that point I hit a patch of ice, roll down the slope and right off the roof toward the ice cold river a good 30 feet below. By the grace of god I bellyflopped on a three foot wide foot bridge exting from the boathouse to the dock. That knocked the wind out of me good enough to think I was dying, but I probably would have died in my condition if I landed in that water.
Needless to say that was pretty embarassing.
On the Millenium New Years I got hammered and was at my girlfriends house with her parents just kind of low key getting scummy together. I went to the bathroom to throw up and was so fuked that I just threw up everywhere all over the floor. It was a ton of vomit due to the eating throughout the day. I'm so fuked at this point that I can't clean up the bathroom by myself. i have to call her in to help and that in itself is bad but while we are in there she throws up from all the vomit. Which in turn chain reacts me to throw up again. Eventually her parents get involved and it was just a flat out mess!! It was brutal.
On the Millenium New Years I got hammered and was at my girlfriends house with her parents just kind of low key getting scummy together. I went to the bathroom to throw up and was so fuked that I just threw up everywhere all over the floor. It was a ton of vomit due to the eating throughout the day. I'm so fuked at this point that I can't clean up the bathroom by myself. i have to call her in to help and that in itself is bad but while we are in there she throws up from all the vomit. Which in turn chain reacts me to throw up again. Eventually her parents get involved and it was just a flat out mess!! It was brutal.
I called the cops on myself. I meant to dial 411 to get a pizza but instead I dialed 911. After that incident I said OK no more Grey Goose.
The cops were cool they just took my info and left. I still hate myself for it though.