I'm the master of low expectations.
-- You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003
I show up when they need me to call people to account, to praise, or to say, wait a minute -- you told me in Jordan that you would do this, you haven't done it, why? How come? What is it? It's to keep the thing moving, keep the processes moving. They've got the man on the ground that is going to -- he's just going to -- I used the expression, ride herd. I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads.
-- Which of course begs the question (along with several others), 'Why did you use that expression, then?', talking about his meeting with Palestinian and Israeli leaders aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003
Israel must make sure there's a continuous territory that the Palestinians can call home.
-- The White House later noted in their transcript that he meant to say 'contiguous', Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Jun. 3, 2003
I believe that, as I told the Crown Prince, the Almighty God has endowed each individual on the face of the earth with -- that expects each person to be treated with dignity. This is a universal call.
-- A universal call to fragmented thoughts... how nice, Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Jun. 3, 2003
The first part of your question is that -- is whether or not the weapons of mass destruction question.
-- St. Petersburg, Russia, Jun. 1, 2003
I invited the President to come to the United States for a visit in September to visit at Camp David.
-- St. Petersburg, Russia, Jun. 1, 2003
I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah, and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries.
-- Dubya gets a little bit confused geographically, confusing the Persian Gulf (Qatar, Bahrian) with the Gulf Coast (Texas, Florida), with reporters, May 29, 2003
Listen, we'll answer two questions a side, alternating. Please address -- so don't -- one of these things where you ask me and ask the Prime Minister, or vice versa. Let's just ask one question to one of us as we rotate back and forth, if you don't mind.
-- Doing a bang-up job of orchestrating the joint press conference with Japanese PM Koizumi, Crawford, Texas, May 23, 2003
President [Arroyo] and I also reviewed the developments with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front -- MLIF. That group must abandon the path of violence.
-- Even if called by the wrong acronym, White House, May 19, 2003
First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.
-- Presenting common sense as if it were something to be noted, but I guess it's a good thing that he knows this, White House, May 19, 2003
Courtesy of www.dubyaspeak.com
On my favourites list for some hilarious shit every other day or so.
-- You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003
I show up when they need me to call people to account, to praise, or to say, wait a minute -- you told me in Jordan that you would do this, you haven't done it, why? How come? What is it? It's to keep the thing moving, keep the processes moving. They've got the man on the ground that is going to -- he's just going to -- I used the expression, ride herd. I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads.
-- Which of course begs the question (along with several others), 'Why did you use that expression, then?', talking about his meeting with Palestinian and Israeli leaders aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003
Israel must make sure there's a continuous territory that the Palestinians can call home.
-- The White House later noted in their transcript that he meant to say 'contiguous', Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Jun. 3, 2003
I believe that, as I told the Crown Prince, the Almighty God has endowed each individual on the face of the earth with -- that expects each person to be treated with dignity. This is a universal call.
-- A universal call to fragmented thoughts... how nice, Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt, Jun. 3, 2003
The first part of your question is that -- is whether or not the weapons of mass destruction question.
-- St. Petersburg, Russia, Jun. 1, 2003
I invited the President to come to the United States for a visit in September to visit at Camp David.
-- St. Petersburg, Russia, Jun. 1, 2003
I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah, and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries.
-- Dubya gets a little bit confused geographically, confusing the Persian Gulf (Qatar, Bahrian) with the Gulf Coast (Texas, Florida), with reporters, May 29, 2003
Listen, we'll answer two questions a side, alternating. Please address -- so don't -- one of these things where you ask me and ask the Prime Minister, or vice versa. Let's just ask one question to one of us as we rotate back and forth, if you don't mind.
-- Doing a bang-up job of orchestrating the joint press conference with Japanese PM Koizumi, Crawford, Texas, May 23, 2003
President [Arroyo] and I also reviewed the developments with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front -- MLIF. That group must abandon the path of violence.
-- Even if called by the wrong acronym, White House, May 19, 2003
First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.
-- Presenting common sense as if it were something to be noted, but I guess it's a good thing that he knows this, White House, May 19, 2003
Courtesy of www.dubyaspeak.com
On my favourites list for some hilarious shit every other day or so.
