Mixing booze and extreme sports by NES and Raoul Duke

[NES]

Wish I had my camera yesterday as Raoul and I proceeded to get plastered and board down some gnarly hills in the Ciudad Colon area in the AM yesterday. I would be lying if I said I wasnt very impressed with Raoul's abilities especially considering his disabilities(fat old bastard), and even more impressed that the only injury I sustained was a huge purple bruise on my hip.

Raoul, you are my new hero.

 

[Teddykgb]

Bruise on your LIP??? WOW how did that happen????

 

[NES]

What happens in Ciudad Colon stays in Ciudad Colon

 

[steaktartar]

 

[NES]

Thanks Lunchbox

 

[steaktartar]

lushbokes...

 

[barman]

I saw a chick in a porn get a purple bruise on her lip when dude was spanking her with his Super Endowed PornoGuy Hog

 

[barman]

Not that I'm saying RD is Super Endowed, but just thinking of how NES might have scored his special bruise

 

[RaoulDuke]

Well Nes got his special bruise when he decided it would be smart to jump off a 8 foot drop clearing a drainage ditch going about 15 miles an hour blindly into oncoming traffic. He's lucky he isnt dead. He is one crazy son of a bitch. Any of you girls every wanna come out and play let us know. That means you Hater and fleshlight if your reading this.

 

[wolfie_cr]

Well Nes got his special bruise when he decided it would be smart to jump off a 8 foot drop clearing a drainage ditch going about 15 miles an hour blindly into oncoming traffic..

Just drive right and quit being assholes, as a pedestrian I see this as a good thing. Fuck you drunk driving, stoplight running, honking bitches. Quit your crying and learn how to drive. Proiblem solved.

hopefully he will get a 400 dollar ticket for 'driving' like crazy :nohead:

 

[Tortillera]

Extreme sport? LMAO

 

[NES]

hopefully he will get a 400 dollar ticket for 'driving' like crazy :nohead:

Well if I end up accidently killing a couple Ticos by accident Im sure GreenPeace will cover my court cost and lawyer fees for helping clean up the environment by executing litter bugs.

 

[NES]

Extreme sport? LMAO

This coming from an Extreme Putz, go fuck yourself fatty.

 

[wolfie_cr]

Well if I end up accidently killing a couple Ticos by accident Im sure GreenPeace will cover my court cost and lawyer fees for helping clean up the environment by executing litter bugs.

oh hush

we already know you are gringo, there is no need to demostrate it further by claiming the 'I will get my lawyers' bs :lolBIG:

(But seriously , this stupid new law..........)

 

[NES]

ha ha I hear ya but they dont really get to keep your car do they? Once you pay the fine you get it back right? And despite that the fact the laws are harsh you must admit, something had to be done right?

 

[BronxCheer+]

ha ha I hear ya but they dont really get to keep your car do they? Once you pay the fine you get it back right? And despite that the fact the laws are harsh you must admit, something had to be done right?

you dont own a car do you?

 

[NES]

No, you get drunk and drive like a dumbass do you?

 

[BronxCheer+]

I do, and right now I wish I wouldn't of bought it with these new laws

 

[NES]

The laws are probably for the best, take a taxi if you are going to drink plain and simple. If you have ever met someone who has accidently killed, or known someone who has died un-necessarily due to drunk driving I cant see how you could be against these types of laws. If you havent then I envy you.


Now lets see if we can get our government to make some new stupid anti-litter/pollution laws.

 

[BronxCheer+]

I mean't I own a car and a bike, and yes I take a cab, but of course I have also broken the rules, but with this law I now think twice before drinking and driving
That's why i asked if you own a car, cause right now it's better u dont own one