11am
Heinz Linge, Hitler’s valet, knocks on the door of his master’s small bedroom. For the past six years, it’s been part of Linge’s job to help him get dressed.
The routine’s always the same. Linge holds a stopwatch to time the process, which begins when Hitler shouts ‘Los!’ (‘on your marks’). In the early days, the faster he got dressed, the better the Fuhrer’s mood.
This morning, however, Hitler is lying on his bed fully clothed. Except for his tie. There’s a special ritual for the tie. Hitler stands in front of the mirror, with his eyes closed, and counts the seconds as Linge does it up. Then he opens his eyes and checks the tie in the mirror.
A few seconds later, Hitler’s barber, August Wollenhaupt, comes into the bedroom to give his hair and moustache their fortnightly trim.
Hitler’s moustache is designed to cover his unusually large nostrils. The style originated in America, where it’s known as the toothbrush moustache and sported by Charlie Chaplin and Walt Disney. In Bavaria, it’s known as a Rotzbremse — or ‘snot brake’.
Linge now administers cocaine drops to Hitler’s right eye, which has been causing intense pain for the past few days, and gives him a packet of pastilles to suck through the day. These are the ‘anti-gas pills’ that his master takes for stomach cramps and flatulence.
For the first time in nine years, Hitler has no personal doctor. A week ago, he furiously dismissed Dr Theodor Morell, after accusing the doctor of trying to sedate him in order to whisk him out of Berlin.
Morell has left behind a cabinet full of medicines, including glucose and amphetamine injections, which he used daily to boost the Fuhrer’s energy. At one point, Hitler was having 28 different pills and injections every day.
The Fuhrer has long been a hypochondriac, but he’s now suffering from Parkinson’s disease and a heart problem, as well as from numerous stress-related conditions.
Before dismissing Linge this morning, Hitler asks him to get Wulf, his favourite puppy among those born in the bunker to his Alsatian, Blondi.
The Fuhrer is particularly attached to Blondi, who sometimes provides a whole evening’s entertainment. She barks on command and howls when he orders her to sing.
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He’s most proud of the fact that when he tells her to ‘sing like Zarah Leander’ — a Swedish singer famed for her deep voice — Blondi gives a deeper howl.
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