Mexican words of the day

[scottcarter]

I apologize ahead of time ...


Mexican words of the day

*Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

... *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

*Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

*Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

Budweiser
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

 

[MikeB]

Racist




*first*

 

[scottcarter]

Racist




*first*

far from racist. A mexican sent me that a while ago. We all need to laugh more

 

[Bourn]

What do you call a Mexican who can swim?

A Texan

 

[LAMatty]

http://mexicanwordofthedayby.weebly.com/

 

[Mr_Mark]

Mexican word of the day: Ambition

My old lady is always arguing, ambition at me

 

[MikeB]

far from racist. A mexican sent me that a while ago. We all need to laugh more

I know....., I just wanted to beat the people to it that were gonna be serious about it.

You are right about everybody needing to laugh more!

 

[Soriano12]

Kind of reminds me of this one:

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory.
But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went We met three women cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "

 

[mplastered]

What do you call a Mexican who can swim?

A Texan

Hahahaha fucking awesome.

 

[mplastered]

What do you call a Mexican who can swim?

A Texan

What do you call one who can't? ..........dead

 

[MikeB]

What do you call a Mexican who can swim?

A Texan

Haha

 

[The Guesser]

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through the holes in his hands.

When Jesus stays at a hotel he gives the clerk 3 nails and says "can you put me up for the night?"

 

[MikeB]

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through the holes in his hands.

When Jesus stays at a hotel he gives the clerk 3 nails and says "can you put me up for the night?"

Was Jesus Mexican?

I must have missed church that day

 

[StevieRay]

What does a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit them the more English you get out of them