Mastercard to sponsor RX BASH '2005........

[bucsfan67]

I jsut got off the phone with one of the top execs at Mastercard, and they have graciously agreed to sponsor The RX BASH '2005, and will have a vigorous marketing campaign to help bring the event into the proper light, and draw new attendees....they will also have some other companies providing advertising as well, i will notify you of any new ads they will be running as we get new sponsors...

However, Mastercard has given me a brief overview of our first commercial that will run...


The commercial starts by showing a couple of buddies at the airport, announcer says "price of 2 tickets to vegas....$600.00"

Then u see the guys on the plane, announcer says "price of 2 beers....$10.00"

Then u see the guys in a cab, "cost of a cab ride to the Golden Nugget.....20.00"

Then u see a guy falling all over the place, muttering and cussing, announcer says "cost of seeing Fish on the mike......PRICELESS"...

MORE ADS ARE TO FOLLOW.....

 

[Dante]

 

[sharky99]

 

[Fishhead]

 

[bucsfan67]

Word in from NBC, they will be televising from the RX BASH '2005.....a new show to compete with "The Casino", it will be called "The RX Apprentice"....and the premise is fairly simple....

The Shrink sits behind a blackjack table dealing cards to 6 unsuspecting Bash Attendees...

as each one gets closer to 21 , the tension mounts, and as soon as you go over, the shrink looks you right in the eye, and says "YOU'RE BUSTED"....and the player must leave the table immediately.....

The last remaining player becomes the "RX APPRENTICE"....and wins a part-time gig at the rx as a mod, to help spell us on "hangover mornings", and such times...

However the player does have the opportunity to forfeit this "life-altering" prize, in exchange for a "Girls of the RX" bikini calendar, featuring Scarlett, Amy, Mrs Drunkguy, Tatiana, Glenda, and others....

Unfortunately it looks like we will all still be working alot in the next few months...

NBC scores another ratings WINNER.....

Now thats MUST SEE TV.....

thanks NBC.....

 

[CoachLT]

Bucsfan, you made me LAUGH! Keep em comming. LT

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GATOR COACH LT:
BigBet, you made me LAUGH! Keep em comming. LT

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


BigBEt?

coach, did u forget to take your "half-pill" again?...

 

[Fishhead]

GATOR-- More reasons why NBC has a winner on their hands.

ps- Seriously, this really would be a winner for NBC.

 

[CoachLT]

Bucsfan, I just realized my mistake and corrected it. My humblest apology. Half-pill, now that is a HOOT! I love ya man. LT

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GATOR COACH LT:
Bucsfan, I just realized my mistake and corrected it. My humblest apology. Half-pill, now that is a HOOT! I love ya man. LT

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



Ditto....

 

[GreenDoberman]

How bout we make it like Survivor and we have all of Ken's ghosts vote each other off.

 

[Dante]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenDoberman:
How bout we make it like Survivor and we have all of Ken's ghosts vote each other off. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO green..but Scarlett is not a ghost she is a hottie...



good one bucs

 

[bucsfan67]

Word is in from Wendy's, they will also help sponsor the bash....They are producing a more "adult" commercial to air on Showtime, and Starz to try and draw a different crowd to the bash..

The are gonna go nostalgic however, and invite back their popular grandmother from the 80's commercials....

Word has it she will approach the buffet table and (trying to make a plug for their awesome primerib), will shout "where's the beef, where's the beef?"......

However, much to her surprise, a drunken General appears from under the buffet table and shows her the answer to her question...

Will give a whole new meaning to "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"...

more to come...

 

[CoachLT]

Bucs, you made me laugh! AGAIN! LT

 

[Dante]

We can get a wheelchair company also to sponsor ...maybe Kirby wheelchairs INC.

 

[bucsfan67]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dante:
We can get a wheelchair company also to sponsor ...maybe Kirby wheelchairs INC.

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Yeah, we could have our own sponsor wheeling the drunks up to their rooms after the bash...kinda like our own "designated driver"....lmfao