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Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk

By JOHN P. WISE
NBCNewYork.com
updated 9:17 a.m. ET, Thurs., April 16, 2009
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A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?

Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News.

It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all.

He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.
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i like this headline....

Man bites off end of own penis. Police found him after receiving an anonymous tip
 

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good for him:103631605
 

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I think it was Richard Pryor that said if he could do this he'd never leave the house.
 

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amazing... i cant get my own head within 2 feet of my other head..
 

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