Little Johnny....

ZJP6050 · Jan 16, 2009

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their father did for a living. All the typical answers came up from fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so his teacher asked him about his father. Little Johnny said "my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out into the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by the statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask "is that really true about your father?" "No" said little Johnny. "He coaches the Baltimore Ravens football team, but i was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Let's go steelers.

JimmyVegas · Jan 16, 2009

That has got to be the stupidest story I have ever heard.....typical lame ass steeler fan

ZJP6050 · Jan 16, 2009

tell ray to book an early vacation flight in the bahamas brother, they're over with after this week

SportsAlmanac2000 · Jan 16, 2009

I cannot wait for this game!!!

I'm hoping for a good game, but it's shaping-up for a blowout. Unless the Steelers make a lot of dumb penalties or the refs' calls lean toward the ratbirds, I don't think this team can hang with the Steelers.

ZJP6050 · Jan 16, 2009

Sports Almanac 2000 said:
I cannot wait for this game!!!

I'm hoping for a good game, but it's shaping-up for a blowout. Unless the Steelers make a lot of dumb penalties or the refs' calls lean toward the ratbirds, I don't think this team can hang with the Steelers.

the ravens always have been, and always will be, below us. stay in the basement dirty birds.

FearTheRaven · Jan 16, 2009

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She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'

Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?'

Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!''

Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'

Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Steelers fan.'[FONT=&quot]<o

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ZJP6050 · Jan 16, 2009

FearTheRaven said:
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She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'

Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?'

Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!''

Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'

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noone has ever "feared the raven"

this could be a good opportunity for all of these parodies though, for both teams

ope:

Steelcurtain77 · Jan 16, 2009

zjp6050 said:
Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their father did for a living. All the typical answers came up from fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so his teacher asked him about his father. Little Johnny said "my father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out into the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by the statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask "is that really true about your father?" "No" said little Johnny. "He coaches the Baltimore Ravens football team, but i was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Let's go steelers.

You sure this wasn't Mike Singletary's kid and he was telling the truth? :lol:

ZJP6050 · Jan 16, 2009

Steelcurtain77 said:
You sure this wasn't Mike Singletary's kid and he was telling the truth? :lol:

hahahahaha...may have been an altered story:nohead:

JakeT. · Jan 16, 2009

NM, I typed up an awesome Steelers joke but it won't go through.

ZJP6050 · Jan 16, 2009

Rambo · Jan 16, 2009

Unlike you, i know how to post a picture :lol:

ZJP6050 · Jan 16, 2009

Rambo said:
Unlike you, i know how to post a picture :lol:

fuck, i know...it's really hindering my plans lol

M.O.B. · Jan 16, 2009

Man.....fuck pittsburgh

Steelcurtain77 · Jan 16, 2009

=[M.O.B.]= said:
Man.....fuck pittsburgh

Yeah, it is a bitch seeing them in the AFC Championship game over 40% of the time since 1972.......:lol::drink:

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