LITTLE BASTARDS TRIED TO PUSH ME BACK IN...

[RPM]

As many of you know, i am slightly overweight (708lbs) and im on vacation at the beach.

well to make a long story short, about 8 kids came over to me at the beach yesterday and started trying to roll me towards the water.

i couldnt believe it. the little bastards were laughing away until i bit one of them on the leg, and sat on another one.

btw, kids do taste "just like chicken"

 

[8isenough]

I sent the kids, that's why there was 8 of them.

ya fat fvck!

 

[VG789]

The kids were from Greenpeace,they thought that you are a whale that must get back to water ASAP!

 

[Journeyman]

How many kids did you consume man?

 

[Dante]

RPM...we have this issue in the BR already. you are not a single pound over 522, we have went over this time and time again. Stop lying about that!! Your not that badly overweight!

 

[dogball]

Leave the comedy to Butternutts.

Get on a diet ASAP

 

[HABSMAN]

Did you feel kind of like this???

 

[RPM]

they all got away jman. even the one i sat on was able to limp away quicker than i could move. he got out when i was reaching for the kid i had already bitten.

quick little fukkers.

 

[RPM]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dogball:
Leave the comedy to Butternutts.

Get on a diet ASAP

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what makes you think im joking?

sorry my post doesnt live up to your high standards dog.

 

[Journeyman]

708 and 522 , whats the difference Dante? I`ve seen RPM at the drive-thru, he walks to the drive thru ( easier) he`s atleast 800

And the moped he drives around in WOW

 

[BallRash]

I needed to get a shot for that bite

 

[RPM]

ball rash,

GET IN MAA BELLY!!!