This had to be the best post of all-
You expect ANYONE to believe that you owned a HORSE? No one who owns a horse refers to them in such a cavalier manner:
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Originally Posted by PO69
I even left our pets at the house, but not too worried about that, or at least until my son asks about them in a few weeks!
A horse is not a "pet" you fucking moron and certainly not something that anyone could just casually forget about for weeks. "Hey dad it just dawned on me, but have you seen 'ol Silver around lately?". Cats and dogs.. those are "pets" and are exactly what you were talking about, isn't that right? Don't bother answering, you already sealed your fate right here:
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Originally Posted by PO69
Luckily I didnt have to wait in the Houston traffic jams where the cars went 4 miles in 4 hours! Imagine having pets WITH CHILDREN in the same car in situation like that
So again, these "pets" would've fit in the "same car" afterall, but you just didn't WANT them there because it would've made "the situation" rather uncomfortable. Isn't that right? Afterall, you just said as much right there. Busted.
The fact that you're now backtracking and LYING in the desperate attempt to save your ridiculous "Rx messageboard cred" is lower than low. Whatsmore, you're too stupid to even know how to cover your own tracks. You saw that a different poster said "hey guys, we don't even know what kind of pets he was talking about" (as if somehow that would've even made a difference) and decided to jump at that as your chance for a way out, isn't that right you retard? Whatsmore, a HORSE would've most likely SURVIVED that situation by running to higher grounds and/or a sheltered area. They're very intelligent animals, but then again a mental midget like yourself would have no idea about that.
Your priorities were clear from the beginning.. your trashy guitars, retarded video game systems, and boo hoo you were upset about your tacky poker room being flooded. And of course you needed to get to the closest Kinko's ASAP so you could log in some bets! You certainly didn't own a HORSE for crying out loud and only an absolute MORON would expect anyone here to believe that shit! You're a fucking disgrace and scum of the highest order and deserved everything you got, end of story.