Lets hear some bench press Max..who's got it in here boys??

[SizzleChest]

255 lbs, steroid free with no performance drugs and without bridging gentlemen!!

 

[COVERIT!]

I just got back into the gym myself. I'm at 265 now, my goal is 315 (lofty, I know) by this time next year.

I'm 6'4, 240lbs now.... Would never touch any of that crap, (roids.)
Had a buddy do something "similar" and he gained crazy strength, like 25 lbs on his bench in two weeks. Then... his dick stopped working. Got off that crap quick like!

 

[whalewager]

I just moved the bar to go pay the pizza guy.

 

[SizzleChest]

George, unfortunately for you I bet this resembles your biceps, all dried up like one of these

And these are the only pushups you've seen And by the sound of you the only crunches you've been tearing into are these

You best watch them jokes slim, when you come messing with the big boys that lift weights!! They don't call me Zues around the shop for being a small cat like yourself.

 

[SizzleChest]

Sounds good cover it!! Keep working hard and remember, "the curls get the girls!"

 

[whalewager]

I would have you dressing in tube tops and making me sandwiches in a short time.

 

[SizzleChest]

I'd drop you on that stack of dimes you claim as a neck!

 

[jbragg10]

I can bench the bar ... whatever that is.

Maybe add a couple of 10 pounders on there.

 

[SizzleChest]

Thats about right there birdchest!! I've seen how they grow em up in Kentucky. Fully clad with mullets, acid wash jeansd, and chests flat enough to shoot a game of pool on.

 

[whalewager]

You will be ironing my t shirts.

 

[SizzleChest]

Your boys 10-12's, since thats all your scrawny neck would fit into.

 

[whalewager]

deez nuts will be shaved

 

[BradtheBloke]

they call me bandaid, cuz im all cut up
:nohead:

 

[seelfin22]

I was bench pressing your girl and your MOM last night. ***. you prolly flex in the mirror and shit.

 

[SizzleChest]

I was bench pressing your girl and your MOM last night. ***. you prolly flex in the mirror and shit

I've written that one down the next time I want to go to a party and get the crap kicked out of me for being unfunny! I tip my cap to your wit there Mr. Unoriginal!! You come up with anymore of those, please post in the lame section with your name posted in the thread there, birdchest!

 

[jbragg10]

Thats about right there birdchest!! I've seen how they grow em up in Kentucky. Fully clad with mullets, acid wash jeansd, and chests flat enough to shoot a game of pool on.

git er done

 

[seelfin22]

******.

please I will verbally murder you. STOP.

 

[SizzleChest]

My thread, my rules chisel-chest

 

[seelfin22]

tell you sister HI for me.

 

[SizzleChest]

No sister Jokey!!