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The plaintiff argued an omniscient God would know of the lawsuit

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A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.
The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.
He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.
Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed. <!-- E SF -->
"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.
Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.
'God knows everything'
Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".
He said he would carefully consider Judge Polk's ruling before deciding whether to appeal.
The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience". "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit." Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7673591.stm
 

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two words "term limits"
 

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So then, legally speaking, god either doesn't exist or is missing?
 

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No. It's just that She refuses to show up in court and there's no way the warrant officers can track her down for an arrest.
 

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ummmm

I don't think I would want to be the person that actually won a lawsuit against God.

That could have some dire consequences.
 

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Please correct me if I'm wrong - but the main stream media and many moonbats have led me to believe that God is running for President on the Democrat ticket.

Or is it the Messiah that's running?
 

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Yeah, like not getting paid on your judgement.

I dunno about that. Plenty of folks running around holding themselves out to be agents of god. Maybe some agency liability there. Could be some fun depositions right there.
 

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Might be hard to find someone to pursue it on contingency.

I don't know. God's agents have some deep pockets, what with all that money they scam people out of and the taxes they don't have to pay.
 

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Please correct me if I'm wrong - but the main stream media and many moonbats have led me to believe that God is running for President on the Democrat ticket.

Or is it the Messiah that's running?
it all perception BB...the other side is satan(republican party) so the dem guy just looks like God....hes not really:103631605
 

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Hell I guess he could use Daniel Webster.

His choice not being limited to the living.
 

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