Last minute RX party changes

[SENDITIN]

A couple of additions have been made to the 2003 RX Party agenda so make sure to jot them down:

The great Phaedrus will talk about poster etiquette in a speech entitled "You don't know sh_t you f_cking retard." This will be followed by a lengthy discussion of his life entitled "I think I'm smart, but the closest I've gotten to the MENSA buffet has been as a server."

Jen will be giving a "hands on" demonstration called "Right-sizing your man for a condom." Please note that any African American posters should head directly to the larger conference room.

Sundevil and Sodium Pentathol will be having a race to see who can complete the 1-12 multiplication tables faster.

A similar race will be held between Angelle and her Cuban boyfriend except they will be each trying to complete the alphabet in under one hour. Cascade has the Cuban as a prohibitive favorite.

Areef and Owen will combine efforts and discuss football wagering in a topic entitled "Uconn by 21 over Miami of Florida...looks only a little off to us!"

Damien Dunlap will discuss his foolproof card strategy in "The right places to play 3-Card Monte on Canal Street."

Shrink will wrap up the evening with some home movies of his bar mitzvah (Tickets are $18.50 at the door plus a small $20.00 service charge)

 

[Phaedrus]

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Thanks for the pointless ad hominem attack, stickitin.

Embarrassing, but I actually was a member of Mensa for a few years when I was young. Awful bunch of people; unproductive and elitist.

The only time you or anyone else gets spanked in a thread of mine is when you say ignorant shit that has little bearing on the subject matter (like criticising my avatar as a sign of diminished intelligence, because you can't think of anything coherent to say about my argument.)

 

[Dante]

ahhh senditin

Shrink confirmed with me that the charge to see his bar Mitzvah videos is only 15.50 (3$ off if your an RX poster)

 

[RPM]

 

[SENDITIN]

Phaedrus,

Calm down buddy...all in good fun. By the way I think "criticising" has a z not an s in it

 

[Phaedrus]

SENDITIN

Smiles are better than frowns anyway.


Phaedrus

 

[SENDITIN]

Hey Shrink,

I think you should get Kobe to speak on "Keeping up the tradition of Wilt and Magic." Tell him no room service after 11 though.

 

[Thrillseeker]

Just Added:

"How to Not Describe Your Vision of How The World Will End In 37 Words Or Less" by Lou Diamond