"LAST COMIC STANDING" WINNER..BROUGHT TO YOU BY SICK GAMBLER

[sickgambler]

BOYS, I HATE TO BRAG, BUT I AM THE REALITY SHOW GURU OF ALL TIME. I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG YET. I PREDICTED THE AMERICAN IDOL WINNERS OF THE PAST, AND EVEN PREDICTED MANY OTHER REALITY SHOW WINNERS, LIKE JOE MILLIONAIRE AND OTHERS. I JUST HAVE THE KNACK AT THESE TV THINGS..

I HAVE YOUR WINNER HERE FOR THIS YEARS LAST COMIC STANDING. THEY WERE DOWN TO 5 CONTESTANTS, THEN BROUGHT BACK THE 5 THAT WERE ELIMINATED AND GAVE THEM A 2ND CHANCE. WELL, THAT GUY THAT WON WAS JAY LONDON.

JAY LONDON, WHO IS THE BIG DOG TO WIN NOW, WILL WIN THIS THING, WATCH AND SEE. JAY LONDON, THE LITTLE SHORT MESSY GUY WITH THE LONG HAIR HAS NOW BOUGHT THE HEARTS OF AMERICA. HE WILL BECOME AN ICON. AMERICA WILL VOTE FOR THIS UNDERDOG. HE WILL BE THE NEXT STEVEN WRIGHT. HE HAS THE SAME STYLE AS STEVEN WRIGHT, BUT WITH A LOT OF HAIR. HE HAS A GREAT STYLE, IS BRILLIANT AND IS VERY LOVEABLE.

WATCH AND SEE BOYS, JAY LONDON WILL WIN AS THE LAST COMIC STANDING. SICK GAMBLER DON'T COME IN HERE TO HEAR HIMSELF TALK.. I AM THE REALITY SHOW PRO.. REMEMBER, THEY ARE DOWN TO 6 PEOPLE NOW.. AND I AM EVEN PICKING THE BIG UNDERDOG TO WIN HERE, AS HE WAS ALREADY ELIMINATED BEFORE.

TAKE IT TO THE BANK LADIES.. JAY LONDON WILL BE YOUR WINNER. HE WILL PERFORM TONIGHT STARTING AT 9PM EST.. STAY TUNED..

YOUR WINNER.. JAY LONDON.

 

[SportSavant]

he has already been eliminated but is a wild card to get back in tonite....

 

[SportSavant]

sicko... I havent seen a single show but where is the sharp Money on Canadian Idol?

03-Aug---08:00p 5000 ODDS TO WIN

03-Aug---08:00p 5001 KALAN PORTER EV

03-Aug---08:00p 5002 ELENA JUATCO +700

03-Aug---08:00p 5003 THERESA SOKYRA +700

03-Aug---08:00p 5004 JASON GREELEY +350

03-Aug---08:00p 5005 JACOB HOGGARD +1000

03-Aug---08:00p 5006 SHANE WIEBE +1500

03-Aug---08:00p 5007 KALEB SIMMONDS +800

03-Aug---08:00p 5008 JOSHUA SELLER +700

 

[SportSavant]

sorry to berate you with questions but also want to know if there is any value in taking Alouettes +150 to win Grey CUP...

Thank you oh great one.....

 

[sickgambler]

SPORTSAVANT, HE WAS ELIMINATED, BUT WAS VOTED BACK IN AS A WILDCARD. HE NOW JOINS THE OTHER 5 WHO ADVANCED. I AM CALLING JAY LONDON AS THE WINNER NOW. HE WILL EVEN BEAT OUT THE 5 THAT ADVANCED AND WENT FURTHER THAN HIM. HE HAS NOW BOUGHT THE HEARTS OF AMERICA..

JAY LONDON WILL BECOME A FAMOUS MAN WHEN ALL THIS IS OVER.. REMEMBER WHERE YOU ALL HEARD IT..

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. YOUR LAST COMIC STANDING..

JAY LONDON

 

[sickgambler]

SS, SORRY, I DON'T FOLLOW CANADIAN IDOL. I GOT RID OF MY VIDEOTRON LOCAL SATELLITE AND NOW HAVE THE DISH NETWORK, SO I GET NO CANADIAN STATIONS.

AND THE ALS ARE JUST GREAT, BUT AT +150, I THINK IT'S A BIT RISKY. AT THAT PRICE, I WILL NOT DO IT.. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE PLAYOFFS.. BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION..

 

[sickgambler]

WELL, JAY LONDON WILL BE YOUR FIRST COMIC COMING RIGHT UP AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL. YOU BOYS SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT AND SEE HOW FUNNY HE IS.. RIGHT NOW ON NBC... HURRY UP..

 

[SportSavant]

sico... how much did it cost u to get hooked up with Dish Network? is it a pain in the ass like Direct TV was?

 

[Kevy]

Sick Gambler, tonight they will narrow down
the six to three. I predict this final three:
1. Alonzo Bodden (excellent writer)
2. Jay London (very cool & old school)
3. Gary Gulman (very charismatic)
Who will win amongst these three in the finals?
I think America will vote for Jay London.
I think the shows producers and the NBC suits
want either Gary Gulman or Alonzo Bodden.

The other six (my thoughts):
4. John Heffron (extremely marketable)
I think Gary Gulman will just beat him out
slightly for the final three.
5. Tammy Pescatelli (gimmicky!) Very surprised
she made it this far. I think she does have a career in television. But she is a gimmick.
6. Kathleen Madigan (dime a dozen) Very surprised she made it this far too. She's a veteran and it intimidated the others just a little bit. But she's your typical female comic that you will find at any club. Nothing unique about her.


Just my thoughts, but I am very confident in my
final three picks.

 

[sickgambler]

I FOUND THIS GUY WHO INSTALLED IT FOR ME FOR 450 BUCKS.. I GAVE HIM 500, SMALL TIP. HE IS GREAT.. HAS ONLY GONE DOWN ONCE IN THE LAST 2.5 MONTHS.. CAN'T COMPLAIN. AND WHEN IT GOES DOWN, HE COMES TO MY HOUSE FOR THE FIX WITHIN 24 HRS. I AM HAPPY WITH HIM. BETTER PORNOS, BETTER EVERYTHING THAN DIRECTV.. I LOVE IT.. MORE CHANNELS TOO..

 

[SportSavant]

I am paying 85 Canadian a month for everything those fxckers at Videotron have... aswell as Hi Speed...

Do u use Videotron for Hi Speed?

 

[sickgambler]

YES, VIDEOTRON FOR HIGH SPEED. I WAS PAYING 108 A MONTH, INCLUDING INTERNET. I AM PAYING 47.90 A MONTH FOR MY INTERNET. I FIGURED DISH IS BETTER BECAUSE AT 60/MONTH FOR TV, CAME UP TO 720 A YEAR FOR TV. I AM NOW PAYING 500 FOR LIFE INSTEAD, PLUS... I GET GREAT PORNOS WITH BACKDOOR ACTION AND ALL THE SPORTS PACKAGES THAT I DIDN'T HAVE WITH VIDEOTRON..

 

[SportSavant]

You are absolutely right Sicko...

I paid 350$ for my DirectTV... Thing is I got in late & it only lasted 8 months...

I still saved money though...

Guess I will look into Dishnetwork now... I need my sports packages & porn...

(assasin... if you are reading this I know you must be horrified that us dirty Canadians are pirating US satelite...so

)

 

[SportSavant]

BTW, I changed my Avatar for you... now can you please change yours to ANYTHING else but that pic of that weird looking Monkey...

 

[sickgambler]

SS, PLEASE DON'T CHANGE TO DISHNETWORK ON ACCOUNT OF ME.. I WAS ALSO TOLD THAT I SHOULD GET IN 1 YR AND THEN THE CARDS WILL BE BANGED OUT. SO I DONT WANT YOU TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS YOU DID WITH DIRECTV. I'D HATE TO SEE YOU INVEST IN IT THEN IT GOES DOWN. I'D FEEL SHIT AFTER.. I WILL BE HAPPY IF IT GOES EVEN 8 MONTHS, THEN I WILL HAVE GOTTEN MY MONEYS WORTH.. BUT WITH MY LUCK, IT WILL GO DOWN TOMORROW, WATCH AND SEE.

 

[SportSavant]

dont worry sicko, I woudnt blame anyone... besides if I can get it for 400$ this means it only has to last 7 months or so to break even... One of my neighbours is in to this stuff so I will get him to help me....

I cant stand sending those Fxcks at videotron any more money.... They are so rude...

 

[SportSavant]

this black/blad guy is fxcking hilarious....

 

[Kevy]

That's Alonzo Bodden part of my final three
picks (along with Gary Gulman and Jay London).

West Coast time here, can't wait to watch the show later on. I too need to get DirecTV.

 

[JimFiestSux]

Final 3 on Thursday will or should be Jay London, The Black Guy and the Italian Boutana!Jay London should win this thing!At least he talks bout more than one subject!

 

[sickgambler]

I HATE THAT TAMMY PESCATELLI. I'D LOVE TO GIVE HER A FEW SLAPS.. SHE ANNOYS ME, I HOPE SHE LOSES.. AND THAT OTHER GIRL AIN'T FUNNY AT ALL. NEITHER IS THAT GUY WHO TALKED ABOUT BEING IN A BAR WITH A WOMAN THE WHOLE TIME. HE WAS BORING. . JAY LONDON HAS CLINCHED THIS THING ALREADY. HE IS A CROWD FAVORITE. YOU CANNOT HATE JAY LONDON. YOU CAN ONLY LOVE HIM. HE HAS BOUGHT THE HEARTS OF AMERICA..

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. YOUR LAST COMIC STANDING..

JAY LONDON.