Bulldog- You can't get those seats. Those guys have "squatters rights" and have deeds to those seats. Below I have listed the comp policies for some of the hotels.
Stardust- If you bet really heavy, you can get a comp for two to the buffet. After you throw up, you will be allowed to have a seat with the local dregs. If you try to ask for another buffet, they will issue you a slot club card and send you on your way to the machines.
Station properties- Once you get permission from Art Manteris to bet your $20 dollar three team parlay, you will be issued a drink ticket. They will stamp your hand so you can't get another ticket later. When you go to the bar to redeem the ticket you have to have two forms of ID.
Coast properties- They will track your play with each bet you make. When you reach $5000 dollars, you get a coupon for a hot dog from the cart near the sportsbook. After you reach $10,000 dollars, you can get the mustard.
MGM/Mirage- I have inside information for this place. Sportsbook director Robert Walker will give you a sports knowledge quiz before you can bet. He will ask you to name any three NFL teams. Tell him you don't know anything about football and he'll let you bet all parlay cards you want and $50 dollar straight bets off the board. If you pass the quiz, you're labeled a "wise guy" and shown where the blackjack tables are. If you try to go back to the sports book, they will introduce you to Siegfried and Roy's white tigers. Before they have been fed. Oh, I almost forgot. They have a very liberal comp policy. When your play reaches $5000 dollars in those $50 dollar straight bets or you play a thousand $5 dollar parlay cards, you get a cap and a t-shirt. Yes, you get both.
Harrahs and the Rio- If you wager at least $1000 total on their ties lose parlay cards, you get a line pass to the Rio buffet. But you still have to pay for the buffet. If you wager $5000 in straight bets, you get a 2 for 1 sandwich coupon for the deli next to the sportsbook.
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