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The Manssiere
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Kramerica Exclusive
The Manssiere™</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD>
</TD><TD>Tired of the jiggle, gentlemen? Is your chunky chest becoming a challenge? This revolutionary new garment will solve all of your problems. Complete with an "easy-latch" fastener and durable "double back" construction, the Manssiere™ will ensure minimal movement, allowing you to become the active male you've always wanted to be!
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A Message From Our President</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD class=blue12>Thank you for visiting my website. This online extravaganza is the first piece of the Kramerica global empire. Global, baby! Next, look for the opening of one of our "Make Your Own Pizza" Parlors in your hometown. Assuming those catch on (and oh, they will) we'll follow them up with a string of low-fat frozen yogurt stores. Or maybe something to do with roasted chicken.
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Muffin Tops
Why pay for the whole muffin, when you only want the top? Brushed with real creamery butter, our tops are now buy one,
get one free!
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</TD></TR><TR><TD><!-- Top 5 Tesxt --><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=8 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=black12 vAlign=top align=left>"My back problems used to leave me in tears. Now, I'm the best bowler on my team. Thanks, Manssiere!"
Charles - Ozark, AL "No more time wasted watching pudding age. These pudding skins are fantabulous!"
Marilee - Hoboken, NY
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