Kim Jong Un. Stealing a page from Obama’s playbook.

[Dave007inVegas]

Kim Jong Un Wins North Korea Election With 100% Turnout, 100% Approval.

The results are in and Kim Jong Un will continue as supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

According to the state-controlled media reports coming out of Pyongyang, Kim Jong Un, the only candidate on the ballot, won unanimous approval to continue his reign.

It also appears every eligible voting citizen of North Korea’s estimated population of 25 million did indeed vote.

Miraculously, not a single citizen of the People’s Republic stayed home nor disproves of their “dear leader." State-run media declared, "This is an expression of all the service personnel and people's absolute support and profound trust in supreme leader Kim Jong Un as they single-mindedly remain loyal to him."

:hahahahah

 

[JudgeWapner]

Obama ran unopposed?

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Obama ran unopposed?

If that is what you gleaned form the article, then all I can say is mazal tov.

 

[MantisToboggan]

Obama ran unopposed?

Yup, in 1996.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Yup, in 1996.

Ran against Whitehead and Peyton.

 

[MantisToboggan]

Ran against Whitehead and Peyton.

Was a reference to the Democratic ticket. Also was meant solely as a joke. Obviously to compare President Obama to Kim Jong Un is beyond absurd.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Ok. Cool.

 

[akphidelt]

Difference is people voted for Obama because they like him. People voted for Kim Jong Un so they don't get killed.

 

[MantisToboggan]

Difference is people voted for Obama because they like him. People voted for Kim Jong Un so they don't get killed.

Being the only name on the ballot doesn't hurt.

 

[akphidelt]

Being the only name on the ballot doesn't hurt.

Killing your own Uncle doesn't hurt getting people to vote for you also.

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Was a reference to the Democratic ticket. Also was meant solely as a joke. Obviously to compare President Obama to Kim Jong Un is beyond absurd.

Propaganda wise it’s not.

 

[akphidelt]

Propaganda wise it’s not.

You are a fucking loser, haha

 

[MantisToboggan]

Propaganda wise it’s not.

Come on, dude. Comparing propaganda in North Korea and the US is incredibly insulting to the people that suffer under Kim Jong Un's brutal dictatorship.

 

[GasMan]

Did George Soros own the ballot machines?

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Come on, dude. Comparing propaganda in North Korea and the US is incredibly insulting to the people that suffer under Kim Jong Un's brutal dictatorship.

 

[hehateme82]

According to*North Korean state media, the late North Korean dictator*Kim Jong-il*scored 11 holes-in-one over 18 holes in his first and only round of golf.

 

[hehateme82]

^That's a lot more impressive than his idiot son getting 100% of the votes.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Only 11? He's no Chuck Norris.