JW "Wonder Dog"

Guest · Feb 19, 2003

JW, tell you a funny story...

I was in Munchen two summers ago and buying some flowers for my cousin (she's hot). I was standing at the cash register and this woman says to me "Schond". Well, I didn't know what it meant, so I looked in my dicionary and saw "schund".

If I am not mistaken, "schond" means beautiful, while "schund" means disgusting.

I said "NICHT SCHUND!" and she said "nicht, nicht..shooooooooooooond" while pointing to her lips in reference to her pronunciation of the word. They sure sound the same to an untrained ear.

Now, let's hope that you are not from the north! LOL, my relatives think that Bavaria is the greatest place on earth, but 5 steps out of Bavaria and you have stepped into a totally different country.

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jwunderdog · Feb 19, 2003

Are there still a lot of chicks that don't shave the pits? (the only reason I want to take over France is so I can mandate that all chicks under the age of 40,(after 40 who cares I'm not looking at them anyway) must shave their pits.

Guest · Feb 19, 2003

I haven't gotten together with any chicks in Munchen, so I wouldn't know. I have a couple German friends out here and they shave.

They can shave those pits, but I like a hairy box. I think that General started a thread on this and the consensus is that shaved is preferred.

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MariaSharapova · Feb 19, 2003

the word for beautiful in german is schön .
She probably realised you wouldn't understand
Bayerische,and responded in Hochdeutsche,(high
German),which is sort of a standardised German
that kids learn in school,so germans can speak
with one another without dealing with learning
one another's loopy dialects.Even within bavaria,there are a number of different dialects.If you are in Augsberg,which is only
30 miles from München,they mouth a Schwabisch dialect that is quite distinct from Bayerisch.
As for the depiliatory differences,German
women will shave their legs before the pits.
French women about an equal chance regrarding
either.As for the area around the glory hole,
your more likely to see "Camel toe" than
"landing Strip"
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Guest · Feb 19, 2003

Ms. Shakapova-

I was just thinking to myself yesterday that you are probably the smartest person on the Rx.

That is good stuff, LMAO. Thanks for the reminder, I do remember that it is "schon" with an umlaut. And the other word that I am thinking of for "disgusting" is schond? Is that right?

I can't say that I have ever seen a camel's toe, at least not knowingly. LOL

Enter Butternutts w/a pic of a camel toe...

btw, I know that your name is Sharapova, but I read it as "Shakapova" for several months before I realized that it was an r and not a k.

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jwunderdog · Feb 20, 2003

Maria,

Where are you from? You obviously did not go to school in the US. Your english is quit good and of course your s/z is a dead give away unless, you wrote it that way on purpose.