I was actually talking to MikeB you cocksucker.
I heard a joke today.......nothing great, but kind of amusing.
A family of ducks and a family of skunks are crossing the road and get run over by a truck. (OK POS69, that is probably your favorite part, so stop reading now)
There were only 2 survivors....a baby duck and a baby skunk. After wandering around for a few weeks together, the baby duck says to the baby skunk "I don't know what I am."
The skunk replies "well.... you are yellow, have webbed feet, and a bill, you must be a duck"
"Wow" says the baby duck, "thank you."
The baby skunk then says, "I don't know what I am."
The baby duck says" well........ you are half white, half black and nobody wants to go near you"
"You must be a Puerto Rican."