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gee willy, thanks a lot. Look what you did to me, man. I promised myself I would stay off the chocolates because I am watching my wasteline, and now that you had to mention the damn chocolate, you made me go out and buy chocolate bars. I just had 4 dairy milks thanks to you. You gave me the chocolate craving. Willy, how am i supposed to lose weight when you create topics like this about chocolate bars. I am feeling so sick to the stomach now at 230 am and I have to sleep soon. Time to go do now 300 push ups to burn this off.

Willy, i cannot afford to get fat right now. The pressure is on for the Aug 13th night with the boys. I have to look my best for Shrink and the boys so they can find me sexy. I dont want them to look at me and say, who is that fat pig. So willy, no more chocolate threads please.

Ok boys, time to go do some push ups now and go burn those bars, no thanks to willy..
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snickers by far. . .also my fav. . .king size. . .just make it a full dollar. . gym heads go with the detour bar. like snickers on steriods
 

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Geesh - Sick I can only say I'm sorry pal, I have faith that you can work off the extra calories though. How about my other idea in the Rx. Bash thread. Seriously I think a famous degenerate gamlber like you can get at least a nickel for your 2004 Rx. Bash name tag on Ebay. I mean the one you actually wear playing black jack at the Golden Nugget and scaring away turists with. You can get the Nuggget to stamp it for you like a valet parking ticket to proove it is real. Of all the degenerates yours and maybe Shrink's should bring some very good bidding at auction on Ebay. Others that might sell but for less money are Fishhead, Winkyduck, and Borat.


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this one is easy....most candy bars suck but REESE's peanut butter are the best
 

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Highdaddy - good point, I love reeses peanut butter cups, but don't really put them in the candy Bar category, mainly because I buy the bite size kind. Which makes them just plain candy. Even the name cups says the are not bars. In any event they are great.


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gee thanks wilbert, but the only thing people would do with my name tag would be to wipe their ass with it maybe.

But I am definitely going to do what Pete Rose Jr is going to do and that is to change my handle 1 week before the party. I dont want all the posters wives reading my name tag and saying, who is that guy, and is he really a sick gambler. Oh sweetie, is he really a sick gambler and a degenerate. Poor guy.. I dont want to be in that position. I mean, who the hell wants a nametag that says sick gambler on it. Its rather embarrassing.. You guys dont know me here, so its ok to face you, but not in front of people.. I dont want people talking about me behind my back.
 

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but the 1 good thing about having a name tag of sick gambler in the casino would be that i would probably get the royal treatment at any BJ table. Can you imagine how the pit bosses will react when they see a goof like me sit down and ask for change with a name tag that says, sick gambler on it. They will love me. I might even get comped and get to see some free shows. They will definitely think i am a sick gambler and probably will even be scared of me too.. They will think I am a freak for sure.

Goodnight willy boy, gotta run. I have 180 more push ups to go,thanks to you.. See you tomorrow willy boy..and no more chocolate threads please. i want the boys here to find me sexy, not fat.. thanks
 
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I loved the old Snickers commercials..."I was hungry and then I ate a Snickers , and the hunger went away"...holy crap????? I was thirsty once I drank a glass of water and the thirst went away.
 

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if you eat a crispy creme donut you might as well take a tablespoon of pure lard and eat that
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I like Chunky bars, for a nice American candy.

I hate that stuff (Russell Stover, etc.) with the nasty fillings, people seem compelled to give you for Christmas.

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