After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say
hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for da train a ride
down."
What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautiful
Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me,
and a we were looking a "forward to da trip.
All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha- basket. The
conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, "no eat in
dese'a car. Musta use a dining car." So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia,
we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to open a bottle of
vino! Conductor walk by me again, wag his a
finger and say, "No drink'a in dese'a car.Must'a use 'a club' a car, so
we go to club'a car.
While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The
conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, "No smoke'a in dese'a car.
Must'a go to smoker car." We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar.
Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to
bed.
We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he walk'a through car
corridor shouting at top of his voice,
"NO'FOLK'A, VIRGINIIA !
NO'FOLK'A VIRGINIA !"
Nexxa time, Imadriva down
Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say
hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for da train a ride
down."
What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautiful
Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me,
and a we were looking a "forward to da trip.
All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha- basket. The
conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, "no eat in
dese'a car. Musta use a dining car." So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia,
we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to open a bottle of
vino! Conductor walk by me again, wag his a
finger and say, "No drink'a in dese'a car.Must'a use 'a club' a car, so
we go to club'a car.
While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The
conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, "No smoke'a in dese'a car.
Must'a go to smoker car." We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar.
Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to
bed.
We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he walk'a through car
corridor shouting at top of his voice,
"NO'FOLK'A, VIRGINIIA !
NO'FOLK'A VIRGINIA !"
Nexxa time, Imadriva down
