JOKE OF THE DAY!

[THE SHRINK]

Q. Why do women have ?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them...

 

[assassin]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hope thats not from personal experience

 

[Phaedrus]

See also:

RR Humour


Phaedrus

 

[festeringZit]

Anyone got any good ones?

 

[sportsm60]

Joke of the day?

Dafinch
Donger
Savage1
Wilbur
Small Pecker
Lexmark
Schmirt
Hamburger

Sorry to the Libtards not listed, you are jokes too!

 

[michael777]

Joke of the day?

Dafinch
Donger
Savage1
Wilbur
Small Pecker
Lexmark
Schmirt
Hamburger

Sorry to the Libtards not listed, you are jokes too!

True!

 

[brendanjack]

We can barricade the capital but the boarder is the joke

 

[brendanjack]

Border

 

[Michelangelo]

Yea, thousands of boarders under a bridge at the border.

Joke of the year, Joey B and Kameltoe H.

 

[Dr.Love]

Anyone have a good joke for an indoor BBQ situation?

 

[rwjr]

Joke of the day?

Dafinch
Donger
Savage1
Wilbur
Small Pecker
Lexmark
Schmirt
Hamburger

Sorry to the Libtards not listed, you are jokes too!

:hahahahah

 

[Willie99]

Anyone got any good ones?

Biden said he's not going to be played on Afghanistan the way Obama was

If you remove the tragedy, that's actually pretty damn funny

 

[Willie99]

Zac Wilson was the 2nd pick
Trey Lance was the 3rd pick
Justin Fields was the 11th pick


and Mac Jones was the 15th pick

 

[Willie99]

 

[Willie99]