this dude is actually funnier than their comedians who are never funny
it's a genetic thing, they're cursed with a gene that just fucks up everything
can you imagine if he was batting 125? he'd think he's all all-star, he'd think he's something special
he's batting .000, and he keeps coming back for more beatdowns. Somebody needs to tell him there's no participation trophy in the real world, you either earn it or you live like a loser