(ITS LONELY HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

you guys know me i consider myself the life of the party but my life has slowed down since i went on a major losing streak last week.the people in the neighborhood are treating me differenty first i went into the diner this morning when i was winning and giving the patrons winners they sang yankee doodle dandy and gave me a standing ovation as i entered today 1 person said good morning to me and that was mrs.ryan and shes 72 years old.even the waitress paula who is a single mom with a 23 year old daughter who last year i swear she was trying to fix me up with her daughter didnt give me the usual extra piece of toast for my eggs.i remember mark del SAYING TO ME WHEN I WAS KICKING CAMELOTS ASS JIM WOMEN CAN SENSE WHEN A MAN IS CONFIDENT ABOUT HIMSELF AND PRESENTS HIMSELF AS A NICE GUY THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO SUCCESSFULL MEN.i was winning everything and i had a certain swagger about myself well the swagger is gone i have lost my edge for the moment.after breakfast i headed for my favorite gas station to visit marie my dark skinned woman from barbados the word must be out thaty im going bad for the first time in 6 months she didnt come out from behind the counter and give me a big hug and tell me hows her boyfriend doing.boys i used to be so cocky one bad week and people are treating me like im a 10 time loser.then i went to the golf course i shot 93 what the f-ck is going on i used to play in all the state tournaments but with scores like this i cant even play tomorrow im going back to see FATHER RYAN IF THERE IS A GOD I NEED HIM RIGHT NOW. NOW I KNOW HOW YOU LOSERS MUST FEEL EVERYTIME YOU LEAVE YOUR HOUSES NO WONDER WHY YOU DONT LEAVE YOUR COMPUTERS IM PARANOID TO GO OUTSIDE MY HOUSE I HAVENT BEEN TO LEGAL SEAFOODS FOR 2 WEEKS I MISS MY 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTERS.IM SENDING OUT 2 DIMES THIS WEEK TO CANBET I HAVE TO START WINNING AGAIN SO I CAN RETURN TO THE SOCIAL LIFE I AM ACCUSTOMED TO.I HAVE TO GET OUT OF LOSERVILLE IM BECOMING JUST LIKE YOU GUYS.DEGENERATE LOSERS.I HAVENT SAID WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL.IN 2 WEEKS

ALWAYS GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS EVEN IF YOUR NOT CATHOLIC.IM PRAYING MY NEXT PLAY WILL BE A WINNER IF I WIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL QUIT GAMBLING ON SUNDAYS.COOL HAND JIM

 

Jim, a wise man once said and i quote him:

"nevermind the naysayers jimbo, you'll get it back
in no time buddy"

 

[nochanceinhell]

will you PLEASE just post some plays????

thanks

 

I see the Major (or Minnow) deleted your dumbass post at MW.

Do you know why?

BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PICK IN IT.

You can get away with trash IF there is a pick in it.

Anyway, who do you like tomorrow Jimbo?

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

hey pepe why dont you go talk to yourself in your technically peep section what the f-ck was the shrink thinking man if this was a t.v. series you would have been cancelled 2 weeks ago.shrink how much longer will we have to read all this crap peep has been telling us about odds and numbers the only numbers that matter is collecting from the bookies.PEEP HOW ABOUT POSTING WINNERS NEVER MIND THE STATS AND PERCENTAGES I WANT TO SEE YOU PICK A GAME.

GIVE PEEP HIS OWN TALK SECTION SO THE BOYS AT MAJOR WAGER CAN LAUGH AT HIM.(TECHNICALLY PEEP) WHAT KIND OD DEGENERATE WOULD LISTEN TO A GUY NAMED PEEP.

 

There was no pick in it.

"When will they ever learn".

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

THERE HASNT BEEN ANYBODY IN TECHNICALLY PEEPS SECTION SINCE 5.00 PM AND GUESS WHO WAS THE LAST GUY YOU GOT IT PEEP TALKING TO HIMSELF.YOUR TRYING REALLY HARD PEEP TO KEEP THE CONVERSATION GOING BUT ITS NOT WORKING HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS CHARADE WILL LAST PEOPLE ARE GETTING BORED WITH THE RUN ON SENTENCES AND THE SAME OLD SHIT DAY AFTER DAY.EXAMPLE (WHERE IS THE STEAM TODAY)WOW PEEP THAT INTERESTING ANOTHER EXAMPLE (WHOS SCALPING WHAT TODAY)BORING GOOD LUCK TO YOU IM SURE 1 OR 2 18 YEAR OLD ROOKIE GAMBLERS MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN YOUR NONSENCE BUT NOT ME I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 25 YEARS ON THE TOUGH STREETS OF SOUTH BOSTON IVE SEEN IT ALL.COOL HAND JIM

ALWAYS SEND YOUR HARD EARNED CASH OFFSHORE SO THE SPORTSBOOKS WILL STAY IN BUSINESS AND PAY ME /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

 

[Vikings2]

CHJ - Ever heard of starting your own TV show like the osbournes?$ Your future sure doesn't involve picking winners. Your making me filthy rich... Acting maybe be your ticket to fame. How much for a gambling show with sick gambler? I hear USA channel is looking for business on Sunday mornings in the fall...



ALWAYS PLAY THE OPPOSITE OF COOL HAND JIM AND YOU'LL BE SCREAMING FOR THE STEAK AND SHRIMP FOR A APPETIZER. HA!HA!

 

Jim's the man, who do you like for tommorow jim?

 

Is it just me or did your streak end when you stopped working out with your boyfriends at your gay healthclub

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

sorry i just luv this stuff

 

[silver7]

CoolJim

Ignore the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and the assholes that toss em. You`re #1 and the author of the all time funniest post ANYWHERE, the one about the lawn mower. Are you a good Irish/Catholic boy from S.Bos.? Watch your back around Fr. Ryan. Should say backside.

 

[PatPatriot]

When I was an alter boy I once saw a woman crying her eyes out after she came out of the confessional...I asked her what was wrong she said the priest had given her 25 Our Fathers and 25 Hail Mary's for committing sodomy.I looked at her and said "huh...thats funny...he gives me two twinkies and a coke."

 

[PanchoSanza]

:lolBIG:

 

[iahawk40]

Well if its not our old friend, Beantownjim....arty:



Just wish you'd use lower case letters at other forums....:monsters-

 

[AK]

Sick Gambler aka cool hand jim..

Please post under that name only!!

Thank You