It's 12:59pm EST..Sunday..Start of the NFL Season...Wife/GF Says to You, I Need You to go to the Store ...
The only possible reason would be that while I was taking my pre game dump, a grizzly bear ransacked the kitchen, leaving only rib and chicken bones, torn open potato chip bags, and empty bottles of beer and Jack Daniels strewn about. Even then, I always have back ups in the basement.