I see He's surfaced this Old Chestnut without telling the Truth as usual. well He's just gone upstairs after yet again pissing himself while drinking excessively and watching mundane Baseball scores ticking over. I swear this Chair has so many piss Stains that if I brought it to Auction they would say its from the Ming Dynasty. Anyhow back to real Story, I asked him to put 5 Euro on a Country for me and the next thing there was whining and bleating and some crying as he fumbled with the keys on the PC, not the only thing he fumbles at. He's then run out of the Room crying "Macadonia has done me up like a kipper" to cut a long story, I proceeded to hedge out the Bet for zero loss, cleaned up the puddles with Dettox and went to sleep in one of the spare rooms as when He starts it usually happens a few Times on the trot. Glad I cleared that up. I've just seen He's won on a few Bets which is great because that means no :hump: tonight :toast:
