(is Beantownjim Losing His Manhood)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS AS GOOD AS I THINK I LOOK AND FEEL I CANT HIDE THE FACT THAT I AM GETTING OLDER.YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN GO THROUGH THE CHANGE IN LIFE I THINK I AM EXPERIENCING A LITTLE CHANGE MYSELF.THIS IS SOME PERSONAL STUFF I AM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS BUT I HAVE TO GET IT OFF MY MIND.

YEARS AGO I WAS GOING OUT WITH THIS GIRL LONG BEFORE I GOT MARRIED AND SHE ACTUALLY MEASURED MY MAGIC JOHNSON.I AM HAPPY TO REPORT I WAS CLOSE TO 6 3/4 I LIKE TO SAY 7 INCHES FLAT.WELL THAT WAS FINE I COULD LIVE WITH THAT NOW I THINK I WOULD BE PUSHING IT TO SAY I AM MEASURING IN AT 6 INCHES FLAT I THINK I LOST AN INCH OFF MY FASTBALL.BOYS A COUPLE OF TIMES I WENT FOR A MASSAGE AND YOU KNOW THE DEAL YOU GET A LITTLE AROUSED LATELY I AM NOT EVEN GETTING AROUSED.IF I WENT FOR A MASSAGE NOW I AM AFFRAID IF I WENT FOR A MASSAGE NOW THE LADY WOULD LAUGH (HE LOOK AT BEANTOWNJIM I THINK HE CANT POP A BONAR :missingte ANYMORE) I USED TO GET EXCITED WATCHING BAYWATCH FOR CHRIST SAKES NOW I AM AFFRAID IF I WENT FOR A MASAGE I WOULDNT EVEN GET EXCITED.

I AM STARTING TO THINK GAMBLING HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY LOW SEX DRIVE I REMEMBER A GAMBLING FRIEND OF MINE SAYING WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX OR A WINNER AND I SAID A WINNER.

I WAS GOING TO DISCUSS THIS WITH MY FRIENDS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB INSTEAD OF YOU GUYS BUT JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAS STRICT RULES AGAINST PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THERE SEX LIFE IN THE CLUB.THE LAST GUY WHO CAME INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND TALKED ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN HAD THREE GUYAS HOLD HIS HANDS DOWN WHILE HE SMACKED HIS BARE ARSE WITH A PING PONG PADDLE OH MAN WAS THAT FUNNY AS HELL.SINCE THEN I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY SEX LIFE AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB:finger:

 

[billhill999]

There goes 45 seconds of my life that I'll never get back reading this.

 

[GoForBroke]

There goes 45 seconds of my life that I'll never get back reading this.

I feel your pain.

 

[PBR]

It's over Jim...let it go. Not even Smilin' Bob can help you now.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS ITS WORSE THAN JUST THE MAGIC JOHNSON TODAY A F-CKING CHINAMAN JUST WALKS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AT THE HOME DEPOT AND I DIDNT EXPLODE.5 YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE SAID LISTEN I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU CH-NKS THINKING YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO AND THEN SAY SORRY NO SPEAK ANY ENGLISH GET THE F-CK BEHIND ME AND DONT SAY A WORD OR I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE.TODAY I ACTUALLY LET THE CHINAMAN CUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND I DIDNT SAY A WORD MAYBE I AM HAVING A TESTOSTERONE PROBLEM ALSO.

BOYS I KNOW WHAT I NEED I NEED A CONFIDENCE BUILDER FROM MY GOOD BUDDY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IF I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AT THE HOME DEPOT HE WOULD GO WILD I DIDNT DO ANYTHING.YEH BOYS ITS TIME FOR A SIT DOWN WITH JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN NOBODY CAN TEACH YOU ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE THIS GUY HE IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO YELLS AT THE MAYOR IN BOSTON.

 

[billhill999]

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[BEANTOWNJIM]

OH MAN BILL THAT WAS SCARY WHAT THE F-CK.hno:

 

[kingbill]

(yes)

 

[billhill999]

OH MAN BILL THAT WAS SCARY WHAT THE F-CK.hno:

That was supposed to be my 6666 th dedication post to DevilWoman, but I put it in the wrong thread, never mind, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.

Face it Beaner, you ain't the man you used to be.
There's always room for ya on Jake's team though.

 

[Cusipz]

It's asian american.

Maybe you could schedule a late meeting...

 

[GreenDoberman]

Ironic that you don't post all weekend and then come out firing up on Monday eh Beaner.
Maybe you should finally be exposed as the failing comical poster that you are.
Enjoyed you at the Bash.

 

[Gravy]

Old man go back to hacking up the golf courses in the Boston Area and I thought you was go to retire from posting.What happened to that idea ?

 

[michael777]

jim,you will frown :sad3:when your johnson lets you down :sad3:

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

OLD MAN I AM ONLY 48 AND I WOULD PROBABLY KICK THE SH-T OUT OF 99.9% OF THE POSTERS IN THIS FORUM.I GO TO THE YMCA 3 TIMES A WEEK LIFTING WEIGHTS I FEEL YOUNG.MY ATTITUDE IS GOOD MY EQUIPMENT IS A LITTLE OUT OF ORDER RIGHT NOW.

LIKE ARNOLD SAYS (I'LL BE BACK BOYS) :toast:

 

[Harvey Dent]

jim,you will frown :sad3:when your johnson lets you down :sad3:

:toast::toast:

 

[RoofTop]

Go lift some little girls puppy and in a couple of days go to her house and collect the reward money. That should make you feel like a man again.

:nohead::nohead::nohead::nohead:

 

[mrhognuts2]

im havin trouble gettin 'the hog leg' to lay down...can be very uncomfortable when yer packin 10.5 inches and tryin to pay yer respect......i got a fkn hard on at the funeral home the other night and had to go set down......im 56 and it was embarrassin.......'keep the continue'

 

[MikeB]

Don't worry about the messagy girls, you pay them to please you. If they have to work a little more at it, then so be it.



Although it may be time for the little blue pill.

 

[festeringZit]

OLD MAN I AM ONLY 48 AND I WOULD PROBABLY KICK THE SH-T OUT OF 99.9% OF THE POSTERS IN THIS FORUM.I GO TO THE YMCA 3 TIMES A WEEK LIFTING WEIGHTS I FEEL YOUNG.MY ATTITUDE IS GOOD MY EQUIPMENT IS A LITTLE OUT OF ORDER RIGHT NOW.

LIKE ARNOLD SAYS (I'LL BE BACK BOYS) :toast:

Hey Jim,

I think if I was a 48 yr old man, and I had to wait each week until Friday for my wife to give me my allowance, my dick would shrink even more than 2 inches.

I'm no doctor, but that is my diagnosis on this here dick length problem.

 

[Devilwoman]

That was supposed to be my 6666 th dedication post to DevilWoman, but I put it in the wrong thread, never mind, it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.

Face it Beaner, you ain't the man you used to be.
There's always room for ya on Jake's team though.

What was it?