Invite 5 posters to your bachelor party.

[loomis41973]

Location.....VEGAS

Give me your top 5

 

[pocketrockets]

Loomis, cuase you are fuckin loaded and I always need a good loaded fist fighter
Bourn, cant wait to be part of one of his degenerate stories, some funny shit, plus we have similar personalities
Harry, the voice of reason, we need balance, after I fall off the wagon Id visit Harry in his room with lots of kush and a bong. And a stripper.
BAS, we need an old dude in the group, a voice of experience, plus he is loaded too. I would take Wilbur, he is older but alzheimer is pain in the ass.
Vlad, can't wait to slip him some ludes and LSD, and tell him a slot machine is a slut machine waiting to be pee'd on... then take a selfie as he is getting kicked out by a couple of african american security guards while he yells mein kampf stuff.

 

[DesertDevil]

Don't know any of you fucks well enough yet to invite any of you.

But if Justin Cruise brings $25 worth of Taco Bell, he is in.

 

[HamGlaze]

Don't know any of you fucks well enough yet to invite any of you.

But if Justin Cruise brings $25 worth of Taco Bell, he is in.

Aw hell, I'd spare JC the unrefundable $25 just to hear the story posted later.

 

[JustinCruise]

Vlad - because hes fucking hilarious
MikeB - see vlad
BAS - seems like a good dude
Sherwood - pick his brain on mlb handicapping
Enfuego - Just to see if we could get him drunk and loosen him up a bit. See if he breaks out of his shell

 

[RoofTop]

Porno Paul

Only cat I need

 

[Betallsports]

Porno Paul

Only cat I need

Well, he is a little bit of a Changed man.... since getting married to a Beautiful Lady...

Anyone that doesn't have Seymour on the Top of the list, is NUTS

 

[Enfuego]

Vlad - because hes fucking hilarious
MikeB - see vlad
BAS - seems like a good dude
Sherwood - pick his brain on mlb handicapping
Enfuego - Just to see if we could get him drunk and loosen him up a bit. See if he breaks out of his shell

Your perception of me is way off.

 

[MikeB]

Well, he is a little bit of a Changed man.... since getting married to a Beautiful Lady...

Anyone that doesn't have Seymour on the Top of the list, is NUTS

^^This^^

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Porno Paul
Seymour
Dsethi
Judge Wapner
Green Doberman

 

[Betallsports]

Porno Paul
Seymour
Dsethi
Judge Wapner
Green Doberman

I think you can add your name on that list, Good list

 

[DesertDevil]

Green Doberman
Viejo Dinosaur
Jimmy Hoffa (Hi James. I still love you.)
Fishhead (-FH-)
TeddyKGB

Have had interactions with all of them on and/or off the forums..

 

[HarryCaray]

Defying
Seymour
Dsethi
Viejo
Would run a contest for the 5th spot

 

[loomis41973]

Defying
Seymour
Dsethi
Viejo
Would run a contest for the 5th spot

What's the entry fee?popcorn-eatinggif

 

[Betallsports]

Defying
Seymour
Dsethi
Viejo
Would run a contest for the 5th spot

Defying ahead of Seymour ?? Didn't you say you have been sober ???

 

[DesertDevil]

Defying ahead of Seymour ?? Didn't you say you have been sober ???

Were these supposed to be in order of preference? If so, I need to redo my list and put Jimmy Hoffa up top. He's always been my bitch.

 

[Betallsports]

Were these supposed to be in order of preference? If so, I need to redo my list and put Jimmy Hoffa up top. He's always been my bitch.

not sure, op really doesn't say. but did say Top 5
and I never partied with defying, so don't really know if he would be ahead of the other 4
beware of desthi at a strip club !

 

[HarryCaray]

Defying ahead of Seymour ?? Didn't you say you have been sober ???

Yeah I'm sober. Defying is my boy.

It was in no particular order though.

 

[shdw01]

any answer other than pornopaul is wrong.

he brought porn stars to an rx bash! case closed

 

[CaptainLee]

Seymour