I decided I’m going to be a liberal.
Willie, please PM me for instructions to forward 50% of your profits into my bank account. I wish to live a life of laziness equally to your life of hard earned productivity. If you do not conform to these conditions I will vote in a politician who will forcefully make it so.
We can do it the easy way or the hard way. I’ll PM you my account, want the money in my account in the morning.
being liberal feels gangster
Some days it feels like this type of reality is not far away.
Pretty funny otherwise.