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Up to now I have kept stumm about my links with The England Soccer Team but those that know me personally are well aware of my involvement with the Side. While it would be obvious that My skills would be used for getting the best prices for the Lads bets, I also deploy my time as a Hearing Aid listening to endless bollocks about everything and anything, but thats another Thread.

However, the other Day I was flabbergasted to hear Sven on the other end of the Dog n Bone, as I had heard through the Grapevine that he didnt bet, why ring Me!! Anyhow, the conversation went like this,

Hi Winbet, this is Sven.
Sven Who?
Sven, you know Turnip Head England Coach.
Oh, Ok, hello, what can I do for you.
Its about The team.
Sven, All them rumours about the English Players betting Grands is Bollocks and I dont know how I'm being put in the picture, I'm just Friends of theirs.

Oh No, its OK Winbet, I understand the Lads having a Bet, especially Terry betting the Under and Lampard Betting the Over, but what the Fuck Rooney with the Own Goal Bet.!! but thats not the Problem, their not like them Italian wasters that would sell their Mothers for Lira not alone the world Cup, I feel so sorry for Pavorotti, anyhow I digress. Its more what system do I play now were in the Knock-out stage?

Eh, system for betting?
No, system for Playing.

Well thats easy, you have Four World Class Players in Midfield, One World Class striker and a world Class Central Defender, not to mention another Two top class defenders and numerous others.

Winbet I never take in if a player is Numerous, his sexual preferences are his own, just like Me.
Whatever, well what I'm saying Sven is forget the Soccer formations and just play your best Players, the World Class ones and they will bring Home the Bacon.
I dont know, I like the bit of bringing Home the Bacon,it smells nice, but playing your best players? that sounds crazy, I will have to sit down, My Head is getting Dizzy.
Look, just play Terry, Ferdinand, tell Cole to be a bit careful going forward, put in Hardgreaves and Carrick in roving positions and nobody is going to score on England.
Five at the back, isnt that a bit dangerous, surely an extra Man will help.

Sven, relax, the five at the back will be Cosher, you then have Five up front in any position they feel best in because their World Class.

I dont know Winbet, this sounds a bit revolutionary, letting World Class Players dictate what they do in a Game.

No matter, just do it like Nikki .
So, what price are We to go the Whole way?
 

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X-Files said:
I say put all 11 within 3 yards of the England goal
and dare Ecuador to score. Then win with PK's.

0-0, 10,000lbs @ betunfair 100/1

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:missingte How did you know The Pasta Bashers Tactics for the next Game. BTW whats with the fruedian slip, betunfair, have you had your Pants pulled down like i have in this competition.:cry4:
 

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Will English striker Peter Crouch do his now famous Robo-Dance???



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No - -550
Yes - +450




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winbet said:
:missingte How did you know The Pasta Bashers Tactics for the next Game. BTW whats with the fruedian slip, betunfair, have you had your Pants pulled down like i have in this competition.:cry4:

Well, no, have you considered letting the wifey make your next WC pick?
Women's intuition picks 0-0 YTD. Maybe you should stick to base ball &
leave the foot ball to Mrs winbet.
 

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I just want you to know that the Azzuri actually accept Euros now, as the Lira is obsolete.

:dancefool
 

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