Witless and Savage, our two resident tards, go visit Santa:
Santa: And what do you two tards want for Christmas?
Witless and Savage: We want indictments!
Santa: Indictments? For who?
Witless and Savage: Donald Trump!
Santa: For what?
Witless and Savage: Well, uhhhh...we're not quite sure! But they're working on it! For the crimes the Dick in Drag scammittee documented! Yes sir, all documented!
Santa: Errr, you do understand those charges are largely symbolic, right? I mean the evidence...
Witless and Savage: Huh??? What do you mean??? But we thought...!!!
Santa: You understand that...
Witless and Savage: BUT, BUT, BUT... THAT STEERINGWHEELGATE STUFF!!!
Santa: How about instead of indictments, you two retarded Scrooges ask for a pair of functioning brains?
Annnnnnnddddddddd.... THUMP!!
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It's gonna be a GREAT Christmas!!






