Michelle O (Michael Robinson) Goes to GITMO
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By
Michael Baxter
January 20, 2025
United Special Forces last week arrested the transexual Michael Robinson, AKA Michelle Obama, at the Harbor View Hotel on Martha’s Vineyard, less than a quarter mile from the Obamas’ multi-million dollar estate. Robinson, sources in General Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News, had been sharing a room with a 27-year-old Caucasian male when Special Forces burst in and handed him a military arrest warrant charging him with treason, seditious conspiracy, and murder-for-hire. Robinson was fully naked and sinful when told he had an appointment at Guantanamo Bay.
The arrest, our source said, took place on January 13 after a federal 5th Columnist and acquaintance of the Obamas informed General Smith that Robinson had rented a suite at the Harbor View Hotel and was entertaining paid escorts to satiate his demented fetishes. It’s unclear where homosexual Barack Hussein Obama was, or why Robinson relished in extramarital affairs, but the fiendish and depraved Robinson was penetrating his lover as Special Forces entered the room. Disgusted, they had to avert their eyes and use their peripheral vision to aim weapons at the depraved duo, and command them to cease their homoerotic activities and put on clothes.
While Robinson’s escort seemed embarrassed, Robinson responded with a common Deep State retort: “Who the hell are you. Do you know who I am?”
Special Forces saw crack cocaine rocks and drug paraphernalia on a nightstand. Robinson, our source said, seemed stoned out of his mind when ordered to separate himself from his lover and put on clothes. Disgustingly, he gyrated his hips and told Special Forces they could suck his dick because his partner was Barack Hussein Obama, the most powerful man in the world. Robinson twisted, whirled, and spiraled, performing some interpretive dance, antagonizing the soldiers Gen. Smith had sent to arrest him.
“None of you will live to tell,” Robinson said. “You’re disposable like Joan Rivers.”
Rivers was a blunt comedian, actress, and television host who died while undergoing routine cosmetic surgery in 2014. Weeks before her death, Rivers, a Hollywood insider, had said Barrack Obama was gay and that Michelle Obama was transgender, confirming through personal observations what many had long suspected. Rivers’ proclamation and the timing of her death defied conincidence. At the time, alternative news personalities like Alex Jones claimed the Obamas silenced Rivers, permanently. Even Rivers’ daughter, Melissa, said she believed that Michelle Obama/Michael Robinson had hired someone to murder her mother.
Rivers’ death aside, White Hats say they have evidence proving that Robinson was complicit in almost every crime of which his husband is guilty, including ordering the US military to drop laser-guided bombs on a civilian militia gathering in northern Montanna in 2012, in which 37 men, women, and children were incinerated or blown to bits. Their only crime: publishing to the internet documents showing Obama was born in Kenya and, therefore, was unqualified to be President of the United States.
“Robinson’s had his hand in everything, and all evidence will come to light at the military tribunal,” a source told Real Raw News. “We’d hoped to get Barack, but for the moment, Robinson will do.”
When Special Forces handcuffed Robinson, he laughed excitedly and said, “To rule by fear is to rule completely.”
Our source said Robinson has since been taken to GITMO, where he will face a military tribunal.
When asked what became of Robinson’s gay lover, our source said, “We had nothing on him. I’m sure he was terrified enough to vanish and never speak of what happened.”
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