Newsom: “Adrenochrome Made Me Do It.”
By Michael Baxter -November 26, 2021
Gavin Newsom is having a tough time deciding whether Nancy Pelosi or Adrenochrome influenced his decision to lockdown California and to impose unconstitutional vaccine and mask mandates on citizens who foolishly put him in office. Until recently, the disgraced governor had been telling JAG investigators that Pelosi, over his objections, forced his hand, that she threatened to demolish him unless he conceded to her lockdown demands.
But on Thursday, November 18, Newsom shifted Blame away from Pelosi and onto an inanimate villain: Adrenochrome, a pharmaceutical cocktail comprised of oxidized adrenaline harvested from the adrenal glands of frightened children and synthetic opioids. Notable addicts included Hillary and Bill Clinton, John Podesta, and Bill Gates. Convicted Deep State players had said the deleterious drug mitigates illness, prolongs life, and enhances sexual prowess, but sometimes carries serious side effects—schizoid psychosis.
When speaking to JAG investigators, Newsom hinted at a new side effect: Suggestibility.
Prolonged use of the drug, he said, had made him susceptible to suggestion, compelling him to embrace thoughts and ideas he would have otherwise considered reprehensible.
In a sworn deposition Newsom said he was first introduced to Adrenochrome in January 2019, shortly after taking office. While attending a lavish party teeming with political elites and Hollywood A-listers, he was approached by a celebrity who asked him to indulge in a dose of Adrenochrome.
“I swear I’d never heard of it before that, never taken it before. I was told it would make me a better, a stronger governor. I was reluctant, you know, but it turned out everyone was doing it. Politicians, celebrities, even athletes—somehow it’s not detected on conventional drug tests. I was already tipsy on a few too many cocktails and caved in,” Newsom purportedly told investigators.
The unnamed celebrity, Newsom added, escorted him to a restroom stall and injected Adrenochrome in his thigh.
“You ever see that Bradley Cooper movie, Limitless, where he takes this magic pill and can suddenly do everything. That’s how it felt. So I was instantly overcome with feelings of euphoria and invulnerability. It was like I could rule the world,” Newsom said, adding that he initially took the drug every other month. Then every month. Then every week.
“Only in brief, fleeting moments of clarity, lucidity did I realize it made me open to the power of suggestion. For example, when I was told that the state shouldn’t jail arsonists or shoplifters, or homeless people accosting tourists, well, it sounded like a great idea, and I went along with it. And when Pelosi told me we should indefinitely lockdown the state and enforce vaccination and mandates, it sounded fantastic. The Adrenochrome made me do it all,” Newsom went on.
When investigators asked Newsom why he had previously claimed Pelosi had threatened him to comply, he said, “Well, she did, or at least I think she did.”
The investigators’ questions segued into whether Newsom was high on adrenochrome when he allegedly raped young girls in the basement of his Fair Oaks home. As he had in past interrogations, Newsom insisted he was innocent, again saying that his extramarital affairs were with women of legal age.
Investigators told him that Rear Adm. Crandall had evidence to the contrary which would be revealed at his tribunal.
Unfortunately for Newsom, military justice does not include an Adrenochrome rehabilitation program, and he will face a military tribunal on December 18.
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Gavin Newsom Gets Death Penalty
By Michael Baxter -January 3, 2022
On Thursday afternoon a military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay found Gavin Newsom guilty of child sex crimes and treason and sentenced him to death.
For nearly six hours, the three officers chosen to hear the case against Newsom listened intently as Rear Adm. Darse E. Crandall systematically and meticulously described what he called Newsom’s “Covid Crimes,” a nexus of egregious felonies that began shortly after the disgraced governor received from the NIH/CDC a letter instructing him to lockdown the State of California.
“We need all sympathetic parties onboard with the program immediately. You must take all steps possible to enforce mandatory lockdowns and mask mandates, especially in your most densely populated cities. The people must believe that Covid-19 is the greatest threat humanity has ever faced, and they must be convinced to follow our mandates with the belief that they will become gravely ill or die if they refuse. The mechanisms for enforcing this change have been in place for years, and now we act. It’s equally important to inflate the Covid-19 mortality rate, however you see fit, to instill dread and fear among an already frightened public…Your compliance is appreciated, and expected,” part of the letter read.
The letter was dated March 16, 2020, three days before Newsom issued a statewide shelter-in-place order, and was digitally signed by former NIH and CDC honchos Drs. Francis Collins and Robert Redfield, respectively. At the time, the California Dept. of Public Health had attributed 31 deaths to Covid-19.
After showing the authenticated letter to the panel, Rear Adm. Crandall introduced a witness for the prosecution, Dr. Grady Armando, a former E.R. doctor at Southern California Hospital at Culver City, who appeared on ZOOM to discuss the causes of death for 5 patients who died on 17 March.
“It was a rough night for us working trauma. Three young men were brought to us with multiple gunshot wounds. In layman’s terms, they were in bad shape, and I knew right out saving them would be an uphill battle. We did our best, but all three expired,” Dr. Armando said.
Rear Adm. Crandall showed the panel copies of the death certificates. The primary cause of death on each was given as Covid-19.
“These are your signatures, Dr. Armando, on the certificates, attesting to the fact that Covid-19 killed these men—and each took between two and five gunshot wounds?”
“It is my signature. It’s the responsibility of the doctor who last treated a patient to sign a death certificate within 15 hours, listing the date, time, and cause of death,” Dr. Armando said.
“Looking at these, comparing the times of death against the time you signed them—it seems like you signed them within minutes,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.
“I did,” Dr. Armando said.
“Forgive my naivety here, but perhaps you can explain something. So, you took in 3 gunshot victims, were desperately fighting to save their lives, they died, and you had an opportunity to list their causes of death as Covid-19 before you had a chance, it seems, to even wash your hands of their blood,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.
Dr. Armando fell silent a moment, then said, “We were instructed to put Covid-19 on death certificates.”
“Instructed by whom?” Rear Adm. Crandall asked.
“California Dept. of Health and hospital administration,” Dr. Armando said.
“Was there any evidence the gunshot victims had Covid-19? A PCR test, for example,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.
“Not really,” Dr. Armando replied.
“Explain not really, please, if you would,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.
“We were instructed to list Covid-19 as a primary cause of death if a patient presented symptoms of respiratory distress—coughing, sneezing, gasping for air, shortness of breath,” Dr. Armando said.
“Is it not likely, Dr. Armando, that a person with a gunshot would be coughing—coughing up blood, or gasping for air?” Rear Adm. Crandall asked.
“That would be probable,” Dr. Armando replied.
“Let’s get to the meat of the matter: You declared patients dead of Covid-19 knowing it was not the actual cause of death,” Rear Adm. Crandall queried.
“I regret what I’ve done. I knew it was unethical and illegal. We were told to treat all such cases as presumptive positive, and told it was pointless to test for Covid-19 posthumously,” Dr. Armando said.
“And this was widespread, based on your conversation with your colleagues at the time,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.
“It was endemic,” Dr. Armando said.
“This commission appreciates your candor. You’re excused, for now,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.
The doctor’s testimony stirred Newsom to life. He arose from the chair in which he had been sitting and began chastising the commission for accepting testimony from a witness who had not once named him a party to the alleged crimes.
“This is absurd,” Newsom blurted. “Even if true, which it isn’t, what does it have to do with me? I’ve never heard any of these lies before today. Every action I took was to save the lives of people in my state and help protect a nation from a virulent disease. Dr. Armando is clearly delusional.”
The next witness, however, refuted Newsom’s claims of ignorance. Muntu Davis, MD, MPH, chief health officer for Los Angeles County, said under direct examination that Gavin Newsom had in March 2020 compelled him under threat of “ruining his career” to artificially exaggerate Covid-19 fatalities. He testified under oath that Newsom wanted “between 1,200-2,000 new cases and between 100-150 Covid fatalities per day,” enough to “monumentally strike enough fear in the public” so that every citizen of Los Angeles County would be clamoring to get vaccinated. Furthermore, Dr. Davis said Newsom had set quotas for each county in the state, a metric whereby health officials would face debasement and termination unless they “signed onto the program” and manufactured Covid-19 cases and fatalities.
“And you went along with this?” Rear Adm. Crandall asked him.
“We all did. It was our job, right or wrong. The entire health industry, across the state and the nation, went along with it and are still doing it today. Get people to wear masks, get them to take untested and unproven vaccines that might sicken or kill them, and get them dependent on government support. That has always been the agenda,” Dr. Munto said.
As Rear Adm. Crandall was about to introduce his next witness, Tam Ma, Deputy Legislative Secretary at Office of Governor Gavin Newsom, the 3-officer panel said it had heard sufficient evidence to declare a verdict of guilty. It found Gavin Newsom guilty of treason and child sex crimes and recommended that he be executed for his transgressions.
“You can’t fucking do this to me,” Newsom screamed.
“You did this to yourself,” Rear Adm. Crandall said.
Rear Adm. Crandall set a date of execution for January 24.
