I'm goin to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my f*ck on

[EverFresh]

anyone have any advice?^!:

 

[~Falco~]

Make sure its not gay only, unless u are.
Leave wallet, ID valuables in car. park away from establishment and walk.
Older hos have better technique, younger ones usually rush everything.
make sure your hands have no open cuts.
Everything has a price.

 

[MattyMatt]

Double up

 

[Enfuego]

Ever watched Dallas Buyers Club? Watch it before you go. It will give you inspiration.

 

[bigbet1234]

Living in CR, you've been there before, act like it

 

[~Falco~]

Ever watched Dallas Buyers Club? Watch it before you go. It will give you inspiration.

hahaha that's effed up.

 

[DesertNole]

Double up

This..

 

[GoSooners]

Ever watched Dallas Buyers Club? Watch it before you go. It will give you inspiration.

That rodeo ass is dangerous

 

[silver7]

You live in CR and have to pay for it?? If you listen to VD & Judge there are so many hot young things running around down there you can't keep up!! WTF:think2:

 

[Betallsports]

Never could understand doing this..

 

[donkeybucks]

Never could understand doing this..

It could be that it's cheaper and less drama than taking a girl out on a few dates, paying for dinner, movie, flowers, etc. and to get a serious case of blue balls before you get any.

 

[Betallsports]

It could be that it's cheaper and less drama than taking a girl out on a few dates, paying for dinner, movie, flowers, etc. and to get a serious case of blue balls before you get any.

Nobody likes Blue balls... but it's better than the "others"

 

[PigskinArmor]

Nobody likes Blue balls... but it's better than the "others"

referring to shattered glass scrotum or painful yellow p*nis puss?

 

[pocketrockets]

I got crabs 3 months ago and had to shave entirely, is not cool to look like a pubertal, not cool. Even if you use a rubber, there are risks.

 

[pocketrockets]

But, double up, and maybe score some yeyo.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

you'll definately want to go down on her..

 

[EverFresh]

Ok…mission accomplished.

Short story, picked up a whore at the Del Rey. Took her upstairs, she took off her GIRDLE (!!!!) had WAY more baggage than was advertised!

I said "sorry babe, not into this"

She FREAKS, calls me spanish cuss words, throws her stilettos at me. OPENS MY WALLET (on the bureau, duh, rookie mistake) STARTS TAKING SHIT OUT!!

I pull the wallet away, she has $300 in her hand and starts walking out the door! I'm too drunk to stop her

WTF?!

 

[MikeB]

anyone have any advice?^!:

Fill out your application completely and good luck on your interview.

 

[MotorCityMadman]

Make sure you have all your shots.

 

[slapshot]

Ok…mission accomplished.

Short story, picked up a whore at the Del Rey. Took her upstairs, she took off her GIRDLE (!!!!) had WAY more baggage than was advertised!

I said "sorry babe, not into this"

She FREAKS, calls me spanish cuss words, throws her stilettos at me. OPENS MY WALLET (on the bureau, duh, rookie mistake) STARTS TAKING SHIT OUT!!

I pull the wallet away, she has $300 in her hand and starts walking out the door! I'm too drunk to stop her

WTF?!

face)(*^%