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Homie Don't Play That
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Make sure its not gay only, unless u are.
Leave wallet, ID valuables in car. park away from establishment and walk.
Older hos have better technique, younger ones usually rush everything.
make sure your hands have no open cuts.
Everything has a price.
 

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Where Taconite Is Just A Low Grade Ore
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You live in CR and have to pay for it?? If you listen to VD & Judge there are so many hot young things running around down there you can't keep up!! WTF:think2:
 

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Never could understand doing this..


It could be that it's cheaper and less drama than taking a girl out on a few dates, paying for dinner, movie, flowers, etc. and to get a serious case of blue balls before you get any.
 
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It could be that it's cheaper and less drama than taking a girl out on a few dates, paying for dinner, movie, flowers, etc. and to get a serious case of blue balls before you get any.

Nobody likes Blue balls... but it's better than the "others"
 
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I got crabs 3 months ago and had to shave entirely, is not cool to look like a pubertal, not cool. Even if you use a rubber, there are risks.
 
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Ok…mission accomplished.

Short story, picked up a whore at the Del Rey. Took her upstairs, she took off her GIRDLE (!!!!) had WAY more baggage than was advertised!

I said "sorry babe, not into this"

She FREAKS, calls me spanish cuss words, throws her stilettos at me. OPENS MY WALLET (on the bureau, duh, rookie mistake) STARTS TAKING SHIT OUT!!

I pull the wallet away, she has $300 in her hand and starts walking out the door! I'm too drunk to stop her

WTF?!
 
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Ok…mission accomplished.

Short story, picked up a whore at the Del Rey. Took her upstairs, she took off her GIRDLE (!!!!) had WAY more baggage than was advertised!

I said "sorry babe, not into this"

She FREAKS, calls me spanish cuss words, throws her stilettos at me. OPENS MY WALLET (on the bureau, duh, rookie mistake) STARTS TAKING SHIT OUT!!

I pull the wallet away, she has $300 in her hand and starts walking out the door! I'm too drunk to stop her

WTF?!




face)(*^%
 

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