Ever watched Dallas Buyers Club? Watch it before you go. It will give you inspiration.
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That rodeo ass is dangerousEver watched Dallas Buyers Club? Watch it before you go. It will give you inspiration.
Never could understand doing this..
It could be that it's cheaper and less drama than taking a girl out on a few dates, paying for dinner, movie, flowers, etc. and to get a serious case of blue balls before you get any.
referring to shattered glass scrotum or painful yellow p*nis puss?Nobody likes Blue balls... but it's better than the "others"
Fill out your application completely and good luck on your interview.anyone have any advice?^!:
Ok…mission accomplished.
Short story, picked up a whore at the Del Rey. Took her upstairs, she took off her GIRDLE (!!!!) had WAY more baggage than was advertised!
I said "sorry babe, not into this"
She FREAKS, calls me spanish cuss words, throws her stilettos at me. OPENS MY WALLET (on the bureau, duh, rookie mistake) STARTS TAKING SHIT OUT!!
I pull the wallet away, she has $300 in her hand and starts walking out the door! I'm too drunk to stop her
WTF?!