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I'm sure glad President Caspar Milquetoast has the world liking us again.I mean with his bold leadership telling the Jews where to live but leaving a million student Iranian freedom fighters left to be killed and REALLY tortured because he dosen't want to "meddle" because he might cause madmen some discomfort.
Although Kid Cumboya may be slow to catch on in some areas of the world.


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By HYUNG-JIN KIM
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The missile, believed to be a long-range Taepodong-2, would be launched from North Korea's Dongchang-ni site on the northwestern coast, said the Yomiuri daily, Japan's top-selling newspaper. It cited an analysis by the Japanese Defense Ministry and intelligence gathered by U.S. reconnaissance satellites.
The missile launch could come between July 4 and 8, the paper said.
While the newspaper speculated the Taepodong-2 could fly over Japan and toward Hawaii, it said the missile would not be able to hit Hawaii's main islands, which are about 4,500 miles (7,200 kilometers) from the Korean peninsula.
A spokesman for the Japanese Defense Ministry declined to comment on the report. South Korea's Defense Ministry and the National Intelligence Service—the country's main spy agency—said they could not confirm it.
Tension on the divided Korean peninsula has spiked since the North conducted its second nuclear test on May 25 in defiance of repeated international warnings. The regime declared Saturday it would bolster its nuclear programs and threatened war in protest of U.N. sanctions taken for the nuclear test.
U.S. officials have said the North has been preparing to fire a long-range missile capable of striking the western U.S. In Washington on Tuesday, Gen. James Cartwright, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said it would take at least three to five years for North Korea to pose a real threat to the U.S. west coast.
President Barack Obama and South Korean President Lee Myung-bak met in Washington on Tuesday for a landmark summit in which they agreed to build a regional and global "strategic alliance" to persuade North Korea to dismantle all its nuclear weapons. Obama declared North Korea a "grave threat" to the world and pledged that the new U.N. sanctions on the communist regime will be aggressively enforced.
The independent International Crisis Group think tank, meanwhile, said the North's massive stockpile of chemical weapons is no less serious a threat to the region than its nuclear arsenal.
It said the North is believed to have between 2,500 and 5,000 tons of chemical weapons, including mustard gas, phosgene, blood agents and sarin. These weapons can be delivered with ballistic missiles and long-range artillery and are "sufficient to inflict massive civilian casualties on South Korea."
"If progress is made on rolling back Pyongyang's nuclear ambitions, there could be opportunities to construct a cooperative diplomatic solution for chemical weapons and the suspected biological weapons program," the think tank said in a report released Wednesday night.
It also called on the U.S. to engage the North in dialogue to defuse the nuclear crisis, saying "diplomacy is the least bad option." It said sanctions won't resolve the problem on their own, and military force is not an option.
In a rare move, leaders of Russia and China used their meetings in Moscow on Wednesday to pressure the North to return to the nuclear talks and expressed "serious concerns" about tension on the Korean peninsula.
The joint appeal appeared to be a signal that Moscow and Beijing are growing impatient with Pyongyang's stubbornness. Northeastern China and Russia's Far East both border North Korea, and Pyongyang's unpredictable actions have raised concern in both countries.
After meetings at the Kremlin, Chinese President Hu Jintao joined Russian President Dmitry Medvedev in urging a peaceful resolution of the Korean standoff and the "swiftest renewal" of the now-frozen talks involving their countries as well as North and South Korea, Japan and the United States. "Russia and China are ready to foster the lowering of tension in Northeast Asia and call for the continuation of efforts by all sides to resolve disagreements through peaceful means, through dialogue and consultations," their statement said. The comments—contained in a lengthy statement that discussed other global issues—included no new initiatives, but it appeared to be carefully worded to avoid provoking Pyongyang. In remarks after their meetings, Medvedev made only a brief reference to North Korea, and Hu did not mention it.
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What would George W. Bush or John McCain be doing differently about Iran?
 

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Better gird your loins...this is the kind of crap you get with a weak President.

Biden was right about this guy.
 
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PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—As the U.S. continues to inch toward war with Iraq, a jealous and frustrated North Korea is wondering what it has to do to attract American military attention.

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Kim Jong Il.

"What does it take to get a few F-16s or naval warships deployed to the Yellow Sea?" North Korean president Kim Jong Il asked Monday. "In the past month and a half, we've expelled U.N. nuclear inspectors, withdrawn from the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, restarted a mothballed nuclear complex capable of producing weapons-grade plutonium, and threatened to resume missile tests. You'd think that would be enough to get a measly Marine division or two on standby in the Pacific, but apparently not."
Kim said his nation is "way more deserving" of B-52 deployment than Iraq.
"Bush says his number one priority is eliminating weapons of mass destruction, but he sure doesn't act that way," Kim said. "Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction and may be developing more. The DPRK, on the other hand, does have weapons of mass destruction and isn't about to stop making them any time soon."
"Can I be any more clear?" Kim continued. "We have nuclear bombs and delivery methods. Kablooey! There goes Anchorage! But does Bush care? Nope—he just goes on about how we're 'a diplomatic issue, not a military one.' If he even mentions us at all, that is."
"It's like I don't even exist," Kim added.
In the nine years since coming to power, Kim has earned a reputation as a megalomaniac and tyrant, interring dissenters in camps, living in opulence while his citizens starve, and calling members of the North Korean navy "human bombs." In spite of such actions, he has failed to provoke the ire of the U.S.
After years spent trying to antagonize the U.S., relations between North Korea and America finally showed signs of deterioration in 2002, when, during his State of the Union address, President Bush accused the Asian nation of being part of an international "Axis of Evil." The provocative words, Kim said, sent his hopes of a military standoff with the U.S. skyrocketing.

Enlarge Image U.S. Marines that could be marching on Pyongyang engage in drills in the Persian Gulf.

"When Bush named us as part of his Axis of Evil, I was so happy," Kim said. "I thought to myself, 'This is it. We are finally going to have a military conflict with this two-faced hyena.' He'd been ignoring me so long, I really didn't think he cared."
Still, Kim's hopes for a U.S.-North Korea crisis quickly faded as Bush began to focus all of his energies on Axis of Evil member Iraq. In October 2002, Kim made yet another attempt to anger the U.S., admitting to enriching uranium in violation of a 1994 accord. The admission, however, did not produce the desired escalation in hostility.
Kim said he has not given up on attracting U.S. military attention, vowing to invade South Korea if necessary.
"I am by no means ready to quit, but this is very frustrating," Kim said. "I guess if your name's not Saddam, you're not worthy of America's hatred."
"Everyone in my country refers to me as 'Dear Leader.' Is that not disturbingly cultish?"Kim continued. "I do not understand why President Bush is so much more interested in Saddam than me. I'm a strange, despotic, unpredictable madman, too, you know http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27665
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What would George W. Bush or John McCain be doing differently about Iran?
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Fuck, What don't you just ask me what Sasha Cohen would do? This is nowmy friend, you can't plug in names.

They'd meddle.
This could very well be Obamas Bay of Pigs moment.Bambi gets caught in the headlights again.
He has no problem telling the jews what to do with their issues.But god forbid him for tweaking the madmen of the world...I mean Jesus you got a million unarmed students throwing bottles at cops. They don't mind tweaking Amadamadingdong....and Iranian cops use waterboarding for jaywalking.
 

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Gotta love the armchair warhawks.
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Well all I can tell you is that there are reports of Hamas going to Iran and doing the thug work for the Mullahs and beating and killing protesters.On basically the same day that Obamas dad jimmy Carter said Hamas should be taken off the terror list.

I know the difference between rain and someone pissing on my back.
 

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Gotta love the armchair warhawks.

They are outnumbered here by the armchair Health care administrators by at least a 10-1 margin.

But of course that never occurred to you.
 
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As much as I railed on Bush, I gotta admit he's was a better
president than this farce in the white house.

Obama fucks up everything he touches.
 

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how many americans and iraqis have died in iraq due to meddling?

to date the casualties in iran are low and no revolution is going to be bloodless

the more we get involved the more they will be able to rally up the anti-protester anti-US sentiment to counteract all this we are dealing with a divided nation here....and the protesters will be silenced....and the noose tightens on the people

maybe we should just invade now and kill tons of iranians and americans sounds like a plan....and just hope for the best

you right wing interventionists are a hoot

do you even understand what the term conservative means?

by the way i find it kinda funny that the righties who want to force their morals onto society in this case are supporting the ones that want to have freedom to rebel against the hardliners oppressive rules related to religion and such

kinda ironic...

the left/right debate is just a total joke at this point

nobody on either side can admit the other is right on anything

its obama wrong all the time or dubya wrong all the time

no in between and the reason our country is going to shit
 

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Pakistan is trying to control the Taliban in their country. Never happend when the Republicans were in control.

Citizens in Iran are protesting an election. They want a more open govt . Never happend when the Republicans were in control.

You guys are right to fear Obama, because he is doing all the things a leader should do. You know, all the things your leader didn't.
 
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Pakistan is trying to control the Taliban in their country. Never happend when the Republicans were in control.

Citizens in Iran are protesting an election. They want a more open govt . Never happend when the Republicans were in control.

You guys are right to fear Obama, because he is doing all the things a leader should do. You know, all the things your leader didn't.

"because he is doing all the things a leader should do"

Like stick his stupid, ignorant, inexperienced, corrupt head in the sand.

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You guys are right to fear Obama, because he is doing all the things a leader should do.
right on!

he's got imbeciles like you worrying about the Taliban in Pakistan while he opens the garage door for a non-government entity to gain massive control over private institutions.

his leadership is very Woodrow Wilson-esque which must be your 2nd favorite "leader" behind BHO
 

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That Barack Obama surely must realize that if he doesn't order US military troops into Iran to kill thousands of Bad Iranians, then thousands of Good Iranians will be tortured and die!
 

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right on!

he's got imbeciles like you worrying about the Taliban in Pakistan while he opens the garage door for a non-government entity to gain massive control over private institutions.

his leadership is very Woodrow Wilson-esque which must be your 2nd favorite "leader" behind BHO

As much as you loath and fear govt, I would of thought that you would have welcomed a non-govt entity.
 

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