Because you aren't allowed to post plays in the main forum. Those are the rules if I'm not mistaken.
Have you ever considered a mod career?
That's not a cheap shot by the way, just noticed you're a productive forum member in regard to threads and seem the type that would roll with the punches without being a super sensitive a-hole.
Please post an address to which I can send you a blank check.
Then I will cancel said check and find you at said address and punch you in the mouth for being a fucking moron.
Yeah I changed it with my last post.
But I think he was also someone Else... someone Big around these parts at one time.
Going to have to double check
He's gone by several handles at many, many different forums, but I'm pretty sure it was under the Kirk title where he got famous here, unless I'm overlooking someone.