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depends.

if it was slower than shit I'd name him Vlad

if it started out fast but had zero stamina I'd call him loomis

if it had a tiny horse cock I'd name him mikeb
 

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depends.

if it was slower than shit I'd name him Vlad

if it started out fast but had zero stamina I'd call him loomis

if it had a tiny horse cock I'd name him mikeb

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pointer:
 

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My Face was Wilbur's suggestion
 

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I've had this name in mind for years:

I Don't Know Who

So when the horse wins, it's "I Don't Know Who is in the lead." And better yet, if the horse sucks, it's "I Don't Know Who trails the field."
 

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Hoof hearted has been taken.
I always liked a horse named "Head injury Bob".

I have raced some horses under a stable name.
"My wife is not stable".
 

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I always liked a horse named "Head injury Bob".

I have raced some horses under a stable name.
"My wife is not stable".

i remember a few yrs ago a horse named "hall lass". i think he won a couple races even.
 

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