If a minor (17 yr old) strikes an old man like me, can I commence to whip his azz?

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general...you can go as far as what is required to protect yourself from 'iminent danger'

if you go beyond you are in trouble...
 

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That could be a very fine line SS. I only know one way and that is fight to win. Not that I have been in any recently, but old habits are tough to shake.
 

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Isn't it true that in the US you can go to jail just for spanking your own kid? If so, then I doubt you have too much freedom on that one, General.
 

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You are correct Sir. If you leave a bruise the size of a quarter on a child from using a belt on their behind, you can be charged with battery on a child.
 

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what about just spanking

I hope thats not illegal


it better not be
 

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If you leave a bruise, you can go to jail and have your name slung through the mud as a child beater.
 

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What you do is find a 17 year old and pay him to beat the s**t out of him...
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either that or just hire a bad ass lawyer....that usually works....just ask OJ or Jayson Williams
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depends on the 17 year old.. . if he's some bad ass go right ahead he chalks it up as a loss and fights someone else to make himself feel better. . .then again the degenerate bad ass type gets off on "yo! i had to be in court today" and having the police show up. . its a tough call
 

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What i'd like to know is what are you doing with a 17 yr old and why does he want to hit you?
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dont do anything crazy general. . .were trying to witness the first 100,000 poster in the history of gambling forums. . .when cal beat his wife or whatever they had the fake power outage just to keep his streak going, so im sure we can pull some strings just dont get carried away
 

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General-

If you are over 55 I say commence with the azz whipping. If he hits you first and you are defending yourself the police really aren't going to put an "old man" in jail. With that said, just be ready to deal with the hassle from the cops.

P.S. Don't let them know your Rx handle because they might find this thread and then it would look like a premeditated azz whipping and you could get into trouble.
 

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There are a lot of scary 17 year olds. Grown men with childs minds, invariably bullies. Honestly if you really want his ass kicked find a 25 year old give him a few bucks and make sure you have an alibi. Why risk your own health.
 

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Thinking about the law and what can and can't be done is the wrong way to contemplate imminent physical violence.Things rarely happen favorably. Do you think the 17 year old is thinking about what is against the law?
Another alternative to my above suggestion is to file a report at the police station prior to any violence.Stating that threats have been made, you feel in danger etc. and leave it at that. get the officers name who you gave the report to and remember it.establish prior history however brief.
 

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I can help in providing spanking if you don't want to do it yourself General.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The General:
Without being arrested?

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General, you could throw your walking cane at him..
 

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Is the 17 year old blood related? Just a hunch I guess....

These days one can never be careful enough, I use to take no shit from anyone...But after getting older and wiser I will turn the other cheek , of course I would not stand for being belted, but then again that has never happened....

When it comes to ones own children, you either put the time in from day one to discipline them or you will pay the price down the road...the problem with most parents now days, they aren`t willing to put the time in....kids eventually are running wild because of it...

I don`t think you really need to spank a kid if you parent along the way...not always the case but its possible
 

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