I hate the ****een Yankees.
I hope you all will learn that I'm a pretty good sport and that if I have any comments on anyone's betting choices after an event, those comments will either be congratulatory or legitimate commiseration....
BUT, anyone and everyone that might have bet the Yankees versus DRays, I hope you enjoyed having our special DevilRay Loueyville Dildo stuck up in that special place for the 2nd time in 3 games.
It's made of good ol' Kentucky ash of course and it's sanded by hand (also of course) to a smoothness that makes it's insertion almost, well, pleasureable, if you're into that kind of love - not that there's anything wrong with that....
We were listening to game tonite as we finished up at a jobsite and heard the top half of the torturous Zambrano first....Then got home and watched em tack on NINE unanswered runs from all over the lineup.
I know, I know. The laughter's already started what with my promotion of The Rays Will Finish Higher Than Fifth prop bet at Carib that we dropped $40 in at 8 to 1.
Many laughed when I mentioned that Joe Cruz Jr would be the driving force on this team and a possible MVP candidate.
Many asked, "Hey Bar, where can I get some of that REALLY GOOD stuff you've been tokin' over there in that FLorida?" when I suggested this team would have 65 wins from their front five starters....
Keep laughing. They say it's good if you have too much tension in your life, or in the Yankees case, in your ass.
Enjoying it while it lasts in Clearwater,
BAR