I would pay $500 for one swing at him. If I have to watch this homo take his gay little hops up the dugout stairs after a run scoring hit one more time I might go through the TV after him. And what is with the sunglasses? Hey Tony, its a fuking night game and raining...take off those ridiculous glasses, you look like a total idiot. Someone please get a bat and smash him in the back of the head to knock those fukin glasses off please. Please.