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The first decision I need to make is whether I want to be the jack price type (I am in this business because I want you to be successful) or the type who demeans his client base, saying things like..."tired of bring a moron loser? Then call me and turn your pathetic life around!"
 

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The first decision I need to make is whether I want to be the jack price type (I am in this business because I want you to be successful) or the type who demeans his client base, saying things like..."tired of bring a moron loser? Then call me and turn your pathetic life around!"

The second one is much better. It's the globogym approach on the movie Dodgeball. You need a promo where you step out of a Lamborghini with a wad of cash falling out of your suit with so many hot chicks riding with you that you duct tape the ugliest one to the hood. "I know your life isn't like this because you haven't bought my 30 day package".
 

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The second one is much better. It's the globogym approach on the movie Dodgeball. You need a promo where you step out of a Lamborghini with a wad of cash falling out of your suit with so many hot chicks riding with you that you duct tape the ugliest one to the hood. "I know your life isn't like this because you haven't bought my 30 day package".

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Also be sitting on a toilet and reach over to a stack of 100 $ and grab a few to wipe your ass with em...
Hahahah
 

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Watch lots and lots of film. As a matter of fact, build yourself a football room in your house and put up jerseys on old coat hangers and pennants from the 90s. You'll need at least 3 TVs.

Guess I am slowly becoming tout... cause I rewatch every game on NFL Rewind, sometime watch games from 2-3 weeks before, while handicapping to get a better sense of a team I plan on betting on.

This sucks!! I don't wanna be a tout!!!
 

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Guess I am slowly becoming tout... cause I rewatch every game on NFL Rewind, sometime watch games from 2-3 weeks before, while handicapping to get a better sense of a team I plan on betting on.

This sucks!! I don't wanna be a tout!!!

Is your slick back hair style starting to require more and more Vaseline?
 

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Is your slick back hair style starting to require more and more Vaseline?

Haha... no, Ive never had slick hair, and its to short to slick back. What tout do you know that has purple hair from losing a bet on the Vikings 2 weeks ago with a friend lol
 

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................Find someone having a great run on the forum and steal their name to profit from it (just like when there were two different Randizzles)....And just like that you have a loyal fan base.
 

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