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Just lost 70 bucks playing blackjack in like 5 minutes.. I got dealt the worst hands.. 16,14,15.,.,etc

I will never play online casino games again... I used to play and did ok... But now I think I lost my mojo!!!

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If you play online casinos, then you really *are* crazy!
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Gotta be very careful where you play. Without a doubt, some of them will cheat you.
 

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got to agree with the funk monkey on that one
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..try poker if your going to do any casino game online IMO
 

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HACHE....I do not agree with your avatar....I am close to seven days with a break and feels good man
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Or just try a big, reputable specialist online casino/poker room. You'll get better bonuses and comps, and almost certainly better software to play on.
 

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95% of online casinos are fair. 95% of online gamblers don't play correctly. You do the math.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kengam:
95% of online casinos are fair.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

On what planet ?
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hache man:
Worst one of all is at 5dimes......Stay far away from this one if you ever decide to try them again.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My experience was just the opposite at 5Dimes.

Did excepionally well there playing BJ over the course of 800 or so hands.

One of my best experiences ever for an online BJ casino.
 

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I would rather lose my money with a hot chick to my right, and a Heineken to my left.
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I play every now and then if Netflip.com is giving some good cash for it. They had an offer online now where if you deposited $50, and wagered it, you would get $70.00 in your Netflip account. So I signed up for it, and proceeded to lose my money in about 3 minutes!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kiss1:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kengam:
95% of online casinos are fair.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

On what planet ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



You will have to trust me on this as I have pretty much been there done that with most all of them. I have played since the beginning and can tell you that the house edge for most is right where they should be. After millions of hands, statistics don't lie.
 

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Well I play with MVP and they have a new casino tht is the best the DEALERS ARE CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's called cwc casino web cam you should try it and you can also chat with other players it's fun!!!


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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I m completely nude."

With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON."

She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb.
 

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Fishhead, thats very surprising. Ive played at so many online casinos in the past, its ridiculous. Won, and lost of course.....But the one I never.....ever had success at was 5 dimes. This was on several occasions, always thinking that would be the time things finally turned around there......But, nothing you can possibly do when the dealer puts together or draws 20, 21 or blackjack time and time again. One of my buddies even told me the same thing regarding this casino. You may have had success, but just from my years of experience, if any of them online are rigged, it has to be that one. Fish.....they probably let you win.....you son of a gun....they let you have some of our money they raked us for!!
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Also kengam, sorry buddy, but I cannot agree that the majority of online casinos are fair. To be fair, that would mean that it is truly random AND .......there are no different difficulty settings, and that usually isnt the case, because I know of one offshore employee who has already admitted that their casino software has different difficutly settings, and there was some that said another even admitted it on here in the past......
 

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I love the "online casinos would never cheat" argument.

Online casinos would never cheat, because eventually somebody would find out, and then the casino would lose all their customers!
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Enron and Worldcom were more than happy to "cheat" in order to make money. Ford was more than happy to sell exploding Pintos, because fixing the Pintos wasn't worth the cost.

If multi-billion dollar companies are willing to risk the penalties of cheating, why do you think an online casino is gonna care about cheating?
 

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Monkey, I have to agree.......There is absolutely no way that a book is going to jeapordize their complete existence on a "random" casino that isnt monitored or doesnt have difficulty settings. One month of "randomness" going heavily in many players' favor would be too much to risk....
 

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But aren't the odds already in the house's favor? So even without cheating the house will win over all.
 

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Investigator - I have wondered about that as well. They could stack the shoe so that there are a higher % of low cards than high cards.
 

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