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Good thing NO ONE here has to worry about something like this!
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A Connecticut woman charged with causing a fatal 1999 car crash is arguing that she couldn't have been behind the wheel because she was going down on the driver at the time.

A Superior Court judge ruled that Heather Specyalski, of Vernon, can proceed with the defense, despite objections by the prosecutor.

"A defendant has a right to offer a defense no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be," Judge Robert L. Holzberg said.

Specyalski, 33, faces second-degree manslaughter charges in the accident that killed businessman Neil Esposito. Specyalski's attorney, Jeremiah Donovan, said Specyalski was performing oral sex on Esposito at the time. He contends Esposito was the driver.

As evidence, he points to the fact that Esposito's pants were down when he was thrown from the car and killed.

Specyalski and Esposito were on their way home from a party and tests showed they had been drinking before Esposito's Mercedes-Benz convertible went off the highway and hit several trees.

"No one ever told me in law school that we'd be having these kinds of conversations in open court," Assistant State's Attorney Maureen Platt said.
 

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At the risk of sounding insensative, I have to say that the late Mr. Esposito was the victim of the ultimate bad beat.


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ONLY IN AMERICA......
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The telling evidence will be whether or not the dude had his pecker nearly bitten off. I would think a front-end impact hard enough to kill him while getting head would have done a "world according to Garp" routine on him.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by winkyduck:
As evidence, he points to the fact that Esposito's pants were down when he was thrown from the car and killed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that evidence is almost as damning as the before and after photos of barry bonds' head.
 

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This had to leave a bad taste in her mouth about ever doing the deed again
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ON A DEFENSE LIKE THIS,

I GUESS EVEN THE PROSECUTORS CONCURRED

THAT THE THOUGHT OF A POSSIBLE DISCHARGE IS

HARD TO SWALLOW...
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i got a question: if she's smoking the driver's hog, the car swerves off the road so violently that the driver is ejected and killed, how is it that she is still walking around?

you would think, given her vulnerable position, she'd get the worst of it.
 

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Ms. Specyalski was most likely able to avoid any head injuries.


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Very strange indeed, but sounds like a feasible excuse when facing such a charge.
 

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Just kidding, admittedly the comment wasn't very Christian, but in a way, I was making jest of the article, and what we've become as a society.

A life should never be trivialized, for this I'm sorry to any offended by my remark.
 

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