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You should be able to get some good ideas from this guy...funny stuff
You should be able to get some good ideas from this guy...funny stuff
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Not free but fairly cheap. Best Man Wedding Speeches.com
http://www.speechforyou.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/speeches.listing/pkCategories/1631
wil..
Not free but fairly cheap. Best Man Wedding Speeches.com
http://www.speechforyou.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/speeches.listing/pkCategories/1631
wil..
Speech
"I know everyone is hungry so I promise to keep this speech short, brief and under two-minutes....which the bride is clearly used to by now when dealing with *grooms name* - if you know what I mean"
"For those of you that don't know me, I'm *your name* and I've known *groom* for x amount of years. Before I begin, I just want to say *bride's name* 'you look absolutely stunning tonight and I'm sure you're breaking a lot of men's hearts by getting married today'. 'And for you, *groom's name*, you, you, well, you, *pause*...umm, *pause* yeah, let's just move on shall we?'."
"I wanted to tell some stories tonight about the groom, and trust me, they are all really good, BUT I also realize what I say can and will be used against me in a court of law, so unless you want to see half of this table get hauled in handcuffs, I had better keep these stories to myself. Although according to *bride's name* , *groom's name* likes being in handcuffs. UH HEM!"
Man, I have so much more...I've done this twice in my life and each time I had people laughing. Just remember you want EVERYONE to laugh, not just the bozos sitting at the head table. And talk loud and clear, there is nothing worse than a pansy best man speech.
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"I know everyone is hungry so I promise to keep this speech short, brief and under two-minutes....which the bride is clearly used to by now when dealing with *grooms name* - if you know what I mean"
"For those of you that don't know me, I'm *your name* and I've known *groom* for x amount of years. Before I begin, I just want to say *bride's name* 'you look absolutely stunning tonight and I'm sure you're breaking a lot of men's hearts by getting married today'. 'And for you, *groom's name*, you, you, well, you, *pause*...umm, *pause* yeah, let's just move on shall we?'."
"I wanted to tell some stories tonight about the groom, and trust me, they are all really good, BUT I also realize what I say can and will be used against me in a court of law, so unless you want to see half of this table get hauled in handcuffs, I had better keep these stories to myself. Although according to *bride's name* , *groom's name* likes being in handcuffs. UH HEM!"
Man, I have so much more...I've done this twice in my life and each time I had people laughing. Just remember you want EVERYONE to laugh, not just the bozos sitting at the head table. And talk loud and clear, there is nothing worse than a pansy best man speech.
back to lurking...
