Well after yesterday`s Flounder caper , I am not surprised perhaps I ran into the crosseyed girls mother "Bertha" working behind the counter at the Krispy Kreme Donought shop!! Holy mother of milk duds, I was insulted and all I did was order one lousy doughnut!??!
I`m waiting to be helped like any other mild manner guy , just me no one else around, and I`m patiently waiting for "Bertha" to do whatever it was that was keeping her, well she finally notices me, she doesn`t even ask me what I want...
The first words out of her mouth and I quote "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR??!!
I pretended as if I didn`t hear her really and proceeded to order my one jelly doughnut, well that wasn`t good enough for Bertha lol...She goes on to insult me again saying " I never understood why guys SPIKE their hair.....at this point I`m thinking WTF!!?? But I still don`t acknowledge her slamming my haircut lol...Keep in mind this lady is well over 200 lbs...and is a negative 6 on a scale of 1-10.... I still am somewhat shocked and somehwat pissed at this point when Bertha "finishes me off' with "Ya know you really should stop spiking your hair, you look like you stuck you finger in a light socket" lol....I STILL HAVE NOT SAID ONE WORD TO HER BESIDES MY ORDER LMFAO!!!
So finally as she is counting my change I come back with "Well maybe my haircut may be bad, but atleast I`m not 50 lbs overweight"....She said something under her breath as I walked out....So as I`m getting in my car to leave I see her thru the big window giving some customer who was seated nearby the "Crazy symbol" the one where you roll your finger in a circle around the side of your head....as if to say someone is crazy....
Now I know its nothing , but WTF ...I still can`t believe Bertha the doughnut lady who is a negative 6 on a scale of 1-10 has to insult me....
I`m contacting an attorney MONDAY MORNING!!!! I may end up owning t place! Okay seriously, I am only kidding about suing them....You believe that shiat?
I`m waiting to be helped like any other mild manner guy , just me no one else around, and I`m patiently waiting for "Bertha" to do whatever it was that was keeping her, well she finally notices me, she doesn`t even ask me what I want...
The first words out of her mouth and I quote "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR??!!
I pretended as if I didn`t hear her really and proceeded to order my one jelly doughnut, well that wasn`t good enough for Bertha lol...She goes on to insult me again saying " I never understood why guys SPIKE their hair.....at this point I`m thinking WTF!!?? But I still don`t acknowledge her slamming my haircut lol...Keep in mind this lady is well over 200 lbs...and is a negative 6 on a scale of 1-10.... I still am somewhat shocked and somehwat pissed at this point when Bertha "finishes me off' with "Ya know you really should stop spiking your hair, you look like you stuck you finger in a light socket" lol....I STILL HAVE NOT SAID ONE WORD TO HER BESIDES MY ORDER LMFAO!!!
So finally as she is counting my change I come back with "Well maybe my haircut may be bad, but atleast I`m not 50 lbs overweight"....She said something under her breath as I walked out....So as I`m getting in my car to leave I see her thru the big window giving some customer who was seated nearby the "Crazy symbol" the one where you roll your finger in a circle around the side of your head....as if to say someone is crazy....
Now I know its nothing , but WTF ...I still can`t believe Bertha the doughnut lady who is a negative 6 on a scale of 1-10 has to insult me....
I`m contacting an attorney MONDAY MORNING!!!! I may end up owning t place! Okay seriously, I am only kidding about suing them....You believe that shiat?
