I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR A FEW POSTERS.....

[sickgambler]

who took part in the 1st editon of the "get to know sick gambler" contest.

Because i am a lovely guy, I will be giving out a few more free parlays to a couple of people who participated religiously. At first, I only gave sportssavant the free shot at 300.. But I have now decided to give a few more posters a free shot too.. Reason why is anyone that would sit there for 36 hrs and bust their brain trying to figure the answers out, deserves something.. IMO, these boys must really have NO LIFE to sit there like a bunch of losers for 36 hrs, ignore their wives, ignore the kids, just to sit there and try to win a free parlay.. I can see it now.. hey augustus, come make love to me dear... No sweetie, sorry, not now, i am trying to win the get to know sick gambler contest because I want my free parlay.. Here is augustus' wife sitting naked on the bed waiting for him, and i can see augustus sitting at his desk busting his brain with this contest. At least I got to see who the biggest losers are at the rx.. (no offence boys) I must admit, I feel much better about myself after seeing these boys in action the last 36 hrs..

Therefore, I will be giving out a few more free parlays to the posters who took part in the most. The posters who participated the most get the free complimentary parlay too, but the parlay will not be as easy as the winners parlay because SS really won this thing.

Therefore, the following posters will receive this.. Thanks again to all who participated in the get to know sick gambler contest.. We hope you enjoyed yourselves, and we look forward to seeing you again soon, in the 2nd edition of the "get to know sick gambler" contest, coming soon to a forum near you.. check your local listings for the time in your area..

The following posters will receive this

augustus- 6 team parlay to win 200
187 wiseguy- 7 team parlay to win 200
cedar creaker- 8 team parlay to win 200
illini- 10 team parlay to win 200
x-files- 10 team parlay to win 200
robbie funk- 10 team parlay to win 200
tenman- 10 team parlay to win 200

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Good luck boys and this will be the official thread of where to post your picks. GOOD LUCK and thanks once again for taking part in the "get to know sick gambler" contest. We hope you enjoyed yourselves. Till next time, this is sick gambler reporting from his basement in montreal, quebec, canada, saying.. good bye..

 

[PanchoSanza]

No one gives a shit about your pathetic life.

Go take a bath loser.

 

[187WISEGUY]

7 team parlay


1. cin over 9
2.stl under 9.5

3.bal over8

4.yankees under 9.5
5.tor over 9
6.cle over 8.5
7.bos over 9

 

[Mr.Smith]

I read the contest post but never responded. could I have a free 15 team parlay to win 8 bucks?

thanks

 

[sickgambler]

mr smith, i'll tell you what... since I am a nice guy, and seeing you missed it and it wasn't really your fault, I will let it go this time and give you a

FREE parlay...

you can have a FREE 22 team parlay to win 6 bucks.. How's that? Can i be any fairer than that sir? I don't think so.

GOOD LUCK, but don't forget me, and I expect you to buy me a few drinks for that if you end up coming to the bash..

 

[Mr.Smith]

could you make it a 21 team parlay? I cant tell you how many times I've gone 21-1 on a 22 team parlay. that sucks. I can hit 21 team parlays though, no problem

 

[sickgambler]

hey, now you are asking for too much. Listen here Mr Smith, I am not here to give away free money.. I need to pay bills you know.. But I will tell you what, OK, since i'm a nice guy, you can have a 21 team parlay instead of 22 team parlay, BUT... it will be only to win 4 bucks, NOT 6 bucks.. Sorry, but i do have to watch out for myself too. I can't afford to give out all this free money.

 

[Mr.Smith]

dude your cutting the payout 67%!!!!!

fine, I'll take the 22 team parlay to win 6. but if I go 21-1 I'm going to have some goons break your legs at the Vegas party.

 

[TheGeneral+]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> fine, I'll take the 22 team parlay to win 6. but if I go 21-1 I'm going to have some goons break your legs at the Vegas party. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Mr.Smith]

cubs
cubs un 9.5
expos
mets ov 8.5
braves un 9
dodgers
padres
arizona un 8.5
royals
royals ov 8.5
d rays
d rays ov 9.5
a's un 9.5
indians
indians un 9
redsox
red sox ov 8.5
tigers
tigers un 9.5
rangers
rangers un 11
phillies

 

[sickgambler]

fine, break my legs, NO WAY am i going to give you out that extra 2 bucks.. Hey, 2 bucks is 2 bucks. It would be worth it to have my legs broken for that 2 bucks. I am not budging for the 2 bucks if you do go 21 for 22..

But if you do hire 3 goons to break my legs, you have to give them something for collecting it, right? So if you have to divide it, plus collect your share, you might have to give them each their cut.. So you will have to divide the extra 2 bucks by 4 people, including you. So is 50 cents each between you 4, really worth it for you to go through all that?

 

[sickgambler]

hey mr smith, after seeing you go through all that by typing out 22 teams, and seeing that you didn't even break the rules as you didn't lay over -120 on any games.. And seeing you took the time to do all that, I SWEAR, if you do click on this parlay, I will send you 2,000 NETeller tomorrow morning..

I figured the odds of you winning this parlay is roughly 1 in 18 million. GOOD LUCK..

 

[Mr.Smith]

I'm glad I looked at the lines. how can the red sox over under be 8.5? is this a joke? is this a 3 inning line? derek lowe is pitching for chissakes.

is the 8.5 mariner runs only? this is nuts. I just double bet the over. Boston is no slouch when it comes to scoring and seattle should knock Lowe around too.

red sox vs. mariners runs scored in 4 meetings this year 8,9,16,12

where did this line come from??????

 

[Mr.Smith]

did Manny and Ortiz both just announce their retirement?

did the red sox just trade for Randy Johnson and announce he's pitching tonite?

did the mariners say they won't even try tonight because they feel sorry for Lowe and are sick of the Yankees winning the east all the time?

8.5?

huh?

 

[Journeyman]

I didn't see me on the list? Am I missing something?

Thanks in advance...

 

[CedarCreaker]

Mr Smith...I too like the over in the Boston game FWIW and even like Boston......go back and look at the Rx Golf thread you responded to...asked you a question for friday SG...thanx for the 8 teamer...have only 5 or so plays for today...can I have an openender???

 

[sickgambler]

yes you can leave some open by taking a few each day, but you boys all have till Sunday to close your parlays or you lose out... But all plays must be put in this thread.. I don't want to have to search all threads for the free parlays.

 

[TheGeneral+]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
I didn't see me on the list? Am I missing something?

Thanks in advance...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was wondering the same Jman. SG, where is my free parlay?

 

[truthteller]

Guys, remember if u win, his money comes from scamming books with multiple accounts.

Don't bring bad karma on yourself by accepting stolen money.

 

[CedarCreaker]

OK SG here is the beginning of my open 8 teamer...GLTM
Colo...Over 8 1/2 in SF/AZ....Over Boston...Boston...and Minn..

thats 5...open ended for 3 more later...I am so excited I got happy pants