I have a solution. When we send $1000 dollars to neteller, it's to buy 1000 Bibles at $1 per bible for the poor heathans in Costa Rica (maybe we can write this off as a charitable contribution). Our $1000 bible accounts are credited and held at a sportsbook to be distributed. Because we are sooo charitable they credit us with $1000 to play sports or poker. If we win and double our money, They send us $1000 back to neteller bible accounts, who in turn 'convert' the bibles back to us currency by the power of jesus, and transfer that money back to our bank accounts.