Boys I am a fukkin mastermind. I make up some resume and send it in to some accounting firms and bingo after 2 interviews I got the job!!! Yes!!! A professional now!!! I looked the part and **** with a suite , briefcase and get this I had guys calling me asking me set up tech questions about accountng and troubleshooting them. It was all pre planned and the guy in Human Resourses bought it. I had Danny Lancaninitio of Newark (a local accountant) coach me on what to say and stuff and it worked. Danny is a CPA now and never went to school but learned on the job and now has a good clientele. I also had him call and speak well of me.
Now the problem is can I bull **** my way through the job?? If it is just delegating I do not have to know much about accounting and from what the guy says it is managing more the jr accountants. I will find smartest guy and let him make decisions for me , I will pick his brain on all issues. I think I can pull this off and not once did they want to see any documents from me other than my resume. I bet I was lucky but nice to have salary. I start on Monday. The job is in Neptune, NJ.
Here is what got me in and all BS on it that I made up
Accounting
Objective:
Seeking a challenging position where I will be able to make a contribution by utilizing my knowledge, skills and experiences and will allow for professional and personal growth.
Relocate
SC
Experience
Company Name: University of Georgia
Formal Title: Senior Accounting
Start Date: June 1993
End Date: June 1995
Comments: •Honoraria expense, Traveling expense, Authority Travel expense, Entertainment expenses •UPS & Fed Ex fees, Repairs/Maintenance fees, Invoice(s) fees, Taxes •Issue checks and receipts as needed and related duties •Reimbursements, Petty-Cash Checks, Types of deposits •Fund-Ware data base, Quicken files data base, Data entry on forms •All account payables etc…
Company Name: University of Georgia
Formal Title: Administrative Services Section
Start Date: June 1995
End Date: May 1996
Comments: •Receptionist and provide temporary support at the front desk and other groups as necessary •Review files and enter into a data base
Company Name: University of Arkansas
Formal Title: Administrative Secretary
Start Date: March 1997
End Date: Feburary 1998
Comments: •Provide logistical support for international workshop, “Title of Workshop” •Provide clerical support for faculty and staff members including filing, typing, entering data, scanning documents, and serving as primary source of basic computer support •Prepare manuscripts •Proofread and edit documents •Update and maintain data base •Very computer literate • Create multimedia presentations (PowerPoint)
Company Name: Advance America
Formal Title: Customer Service Representative
Start Date: Jan 1988
End Date: Janurary 1990
Comments: •Assist customers completing applications for loans and cash advances •Maintain and update customer files and records and other internal documents • Provide support in the Sales and Collections Departments as required •Provide information to potential customers over the phone and in person •Handle money as needed and also preparing deposits and cashiering
Company Name: Express Check Advance
Formal Title: Assistant Manager
Start Date: July 2000
End Date: Janurary 2001
Comments: •Assist customers completing applications for loans and cash advances •Maintain and update customer files and records and other internal documents • Assist with marketing and public relations events •Provide support in the Sales and Collections Departments as required •Serve as receptionist and switchboard operator •Provide information to potential customers over the phone and in person •Train new employees •Handle money as needed and also preparing deposits and cashiering
Company Name: Wal Mart
Formal Title: VP Sales Associate
Start Date: October 2001
End Date: Present
Comments: •Provide customer support, stock, change price tags as needed, and maintain shoe and jewelry departments •Set up and break down seasonal modules •Assist with store-wide inventory and stocking
Education
Institution Name: Syracuse University
Degree: Accounting
Start date: September 1980
Graduation: May 1984
Comments:
Institution Name: Allendale-Fairfax High
Degree: Diploma
Start date: August 1976
Graduation: May 1980
Comments:
Now the problem is can I bull **** my way through the job?? If it is just delegating I do not have to know much about accounting and from what the guy says it is managing more the jr accountants. I will find smartest guy and let him make decisions for me , I will pick his brain on all issues. I think I can pull this off and not once did they want to see any documents from me other than my resume. I bet I was lucky but nice to have salary. I start on Monday. The job is in Neptune, NJ.
Here is what got me in and all BS on it that I made up
Accounting
Objective:
Seeking a challenging position where I will be able to make a contribution by utilizing my knowledge, skills and experiences and will allow for professional and personal growth.
Relocate
SC
Experience
Company Name: University of Georgia
Formal Title: Senior Accounting
Start Date: June 1993
End Date: June 1995
Comments: •Honoraria expense, Traveling expense, Authority Travel expense, Entertainment expenses •UPS & Fed Ex fees, Repairs/Maintenance fees, Invoice(s) fees, Taxes •Issue checks and receipts as needed and related duties •Reimbursements, Petty-Cash Checks, Types of deposits •Fund-Ware data base, Quicken files data base, Data entry on forms •All account payables etc…
Company Name: University of Georgia
Formal Title: Administrative Services Section
Start Date: June 1995
End Date: May 1996
Comments: •Receptionist and provide temporary support at the front desk and other groups as necessary •Review files and enter into a data base
Company Name: University of Arkansas
Formal Title: Administrative Secretary
Start Date: March 1997
End Date: Feburary 1998
Comments: •Provide logistical support for international workshop, “Title of Workshop” •Provide clerical support for faculty and staff members including filing, typing, entering data, scanning documents, and serving as primary source of basic computer support •Prepare manuscripts •Proofread and edit documents •Update and maintain data base •Very computer literate • Create multimedia presentations (PowerPoint)
Company Name: Advance America
Formal Title: Customer Service Representative
Start Date: Jan 1988
End Date: Janurary 1990
Comments: •Assist customers completing applications for loans and cash advances •Maintain and update customer files and records and other internal documents • Provide support in the Sales and Collections Departments as required •Provide information to potential customers over the phone and in person •Handle money as needed and also preparing deposits and cashiering
Company Name: Express Check Advance
Formal Title: Assistant Manager
Start Date: July 2000
End Date: Janurary 2001
Comments: •Assist customers completing applications for loans and cash advances •Maintain and update customer files and records and other internal documents • Assist with marketing and public relations events •Provide support in the Sales and Collections Departments as required •Serve as receptionist and switchboard operator •Provide information to potential customers over the phone and in person •Train new employees •Handle money as needed and also preparing deposits and cashiering
Company Name: Wal Mart
Formal Title: VP Sales Associate
Start Date: October 2001
End Date: Present
Comments: •Provide customer support, stock, change price tags as needed, and maintain shoe and jewelry departments •Set up and break down seasonal modules •Assist with store-wide inventory and stocking
Education
Institution Name: Syracuse University
Degree: Accounting
Start date: September 1980
Graduation: May 1984
Comments:
Institution Name: Allendale-Fairfax High
Degree: Diploma
Start date: August 1976
Graduation: May 1980
Comments:
