I give to you this joke about the ckickens.

[BoratSagdiyev]

> >A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
> >the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its
> >face.
> >
> >The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
> >says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

I hope you like I like it is nice.

 

[LineTamer+]

Another Chicken joke.....

Why did Borat cross the road?


'Cause his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

J/K.... no offense buddy.

 

[ElIguana]

Guy walks into doctor's office w/ chicken on head.

Doctor: Why do you have a chicken on your head?

Chicken: Nevermind, get this guy off my a**!

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

No offense taken Mr lientamer. In my country it is considered good luck!<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LineTamer:
Another Chicken joke.....

Why did Borat cross the road?


'Cause his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

J/K.... no offense buddy.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to
Mickey,
"You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."

 

[newbie666]

nonoo
mickey say to minnie.. im going to divorce
minney: are you crazy??
mickey.. no. im fucking daisy...

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

not bad not bad....



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