(i Am Jumping Off A Bridge Tonight)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I AM BETTING A HEAVY CHALK PLAY TONIGHT I AM TAKING TORONTO AND LAYING THE -150 ON HALLIDAY.IF THIS BET LOSES I AM JUMPING OFF THE TOBIN BRIDGE HERE IN BOSTON DONT WORRY BOYS ITS ONLY 300 FEET INTO THE FRIDGED BOSTON HARBOR.NOBODY HAS SURVIVED THE JUMP YET SO TORONTO BETTER WIN TONIGHT OR YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE SWIMMING WITH THE FISH.FELLAS I LOST MY SHIRT LAST WEEK CLOSE TO 1800 IF MY WIFE EVER FOUND OUT I LOST 1800 DOLLARS AND I WAS BITCHING BECAUSE SHE HIRED A COUPLE OF PORTAGESE TO CLEAN UP THE YARD FOR 150 DOLLARS SHE WOULD KILL ME.BOYS I PICKED THIS GAME BECAUSE I NEED TO GET MY CONFIDENCE BACK I NEED A WINNER REALLY BAD.

BOYS HOPEFULLY TOMORROW YOU WONT BE READING IN THE WWW.BOSTONHERALD.COM (LOCAL MAN JUMPS OFF TOBIN BRIDGE HE LEFT A SUICIDE NOTE THAT READ.(TELL WILHEIM AND THE FELLAS AT THE RX THE TOBIN BRIDGE WAS 325 FEET THAT EXTRA 25 FEET KILLED ME) P.S. ROY HALLADAY SUCKS.

BOYS I DONT KNOW IF I WILL DO A SWAN DIVE OR JUST GO FEET FIRST WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK:homer:

 

[FairWarning]

Triple Lindy, just like Rodney Dangerfield did.

 

[Addict101]

I'm going to laugh out loud if the Seattle Mariners winning a game were responsible for your death. Hilarious.

 

[JohnnyB]

Make sure you feed Brownie before you jump.

 

[TTinCO]

You better land perfectly beaner. I've done a 60 footer & can't say that I'd do it again-it seemed like a 1/2 mile.

 

[fhmesq44]

I just bet Seattle.

 

[wannabewhale]

Can I have your clubs??

 

[rounder99]

I bet Seattle this morning without this info. I think i am going to double up on my bet given this new information! :lol:

 

[PBR]

Tomorrow's Boston Globe headline:


POOR Ol' BEANTOWN

 

[steaktartar]

I just bet Seattle.

i bet tor.......win either way:grandmais

 

[steaktartar]

sad part is mrs.beaner wont even know hes gone til trash day

 

[michael777]

good luck jim,i hope toronto wins,if not,you will not grin :>Grin> when you dive in :>Grin>

 

[festeringZit]

BOYS I AM BETTING A HEAVY CHALK PLAY TONIGHT I AM TAKING TORONTO AND LAYING THE -150 ON HALLIDAY.IF THIS BET LOSES I AM JUMPING OFF THE TOBIN BRIDGE HERE IN BOSTON DONT WORRY BOYS ITS ONLY 300 FEET INTO THE FRIDGED BOSTON HARBOR.NOBODY HAS SURVIVED THE JUMP YET SO TORONTO BETTER WIN TONIGHT OR YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE SWIMMING WITH THE FISH.FELLAS I LOST MY SHIRT LAST WEEK CLOSE TO 1800 IF MY WIFE EVER FOUND OUT I LOST 1800 DOLLARS AND I WAS BITCHING BECAUSE SHE HIRED A COUPLE OF PORTAGESE TO CLEAN UP THE YARD FOR 150 DOLLARS SHE WOULD KILL ME.BOYS I PICKED THIS GAME BECAUSE I NEED TO GET MY CONFIDENCE BACK I NEED A WINNER REALLY BAD.

BOYS HOPEFULLY TOMORROW YOU WONT BE READING IN THE WWW.BOSTONHERALD.COM (LOCAL MAN JUMPS OFF TOBIN BRIDGE HE LEFT A SUICIDE NOTE THAT READ.(TELL WILHEIM AND THE FELLAS AT THE RX THE TOBIN BRIDGE WAS 325 FEET THAT EXTRA 25 FEET KILLED ME) P.S. ROY HALLADAY SUCKS.

BOYS I DONT KNOW IF I WILL DO A SWAN DIVE OR JUST GO FEET FIRST WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK:homer:

Jim,

You sound like a fun guy, I like your sense of humor, and I hope you are
joking. Though, I get the impression that you lose way more of
your sport bets than you win. If it really stresses you out so much,
maybe you should take a break - for your mental and physical
health? It'd probably help the monthly budget, and the relations
with the wife.

Just a thought.

 

[steaktartar]

Jim,

You sound like a fun guy, I like your sense of humor, and I hope you are
joking. Though, I get the impression that you lose way more of
your sport bets than you win. If it really stresses you out so much,
maybe you should take a break - for your mental and physical
health? It'd probably help the monthly budget, and the relations
with the wife.

Just a thought.

noble idea..........but johnny knockdown has the vig running.......beaner needs a winner and quick

 

[NES]

sad part is mrs.beaner wont even know hes gone til trash day

:lolBIG:

 

[PBR]

noble idea..........but johnny knockdown has the vig running.......beaner needs a winner and quick

that and all the money he still owes Dr. Waxman.

 

[Brock Landers]

i'd say there are quite a few better plays than an over rated pitcher for a bad team pitching on the ROAD

How abut Minnesota +1 1/2 -155 at home

 

[krk1030]

I'm on Toronto as well, although if I lose I wont be going to any bridges.

 

[FairWarning]

i'd say there are quite a few better plays than an over rated pitcher for a bad team pitching on the ROAD

How abut Minnesota +1 1/2 -155 at home

Like the under in that Minny game better. Galarraga is a stud.

 

[Betallsports]

BEANTOWN,

You have a BIG Problem !! Just got a Call, Wrote a Ticket on Seattle for $10K

The Caller was Mrs. BEANTOWNJIM :missingte:missingte:missingte

Sorry Jimmy, I had to take the Bet ..:drink: